Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
That language was gone Monday morning. Some of it was later restored — but not all of it.
By @lisalsong.bsky.social
Tonight, thanks to Trump, Canada is booing during the National Anthem.