Now a triage nurse is gunna call me? I…

Anyway shout out to the homie we ran into leaving the store who helped us carry our shit out and forget about all that for half a second.

But I think my biggest question, indefensibly, is why was the rubbernecking mf in front of us still driving slow as hell when they saw the driver getting back into the drivers seat? Like girl are you trying to stay on the road with this guy??

Like how did this guy almost hit us, drive through a red light toward oncoming traffic, and barely miss them by taking a hop skip jump onto the sidewalk two feet from taking out a pedestrian??

Genuinely had to play what was that by lorde once we parked for comic relief

Meanwhile eternally flirting with all my friends who I don’t have to worry about any miscommunication with

Unstoppable yet wildly depressed :{