There are approximately 3,684 I say approximately because I might have double counted some or missed some and I want to go back and double check... But yeah

Well drat. I'm going to have to count them. Thanks for looking at least.

No amount of money no amount of love no amount of kinship will get me to help set you up with somebody you had a misunderstanding with when you could just call them and tell them there is a misunderstanding but no you going to set up this elaborate Meet cute on Christmas Day the goddamn animals.

Photo girl is a psychopath. No human being with a functioning brain that can determine when people have emotions would hear someone's voice crack and not immediately go sorry what's going on what happened let me deal with it for you so my point stands photo girl is a psychopath.

Okay it's a third date who's moving in with who.

I would honestly hunt down the writers of this movie and pay them if all the sudden turned into oh my God business girl is hunting people for sport and photo girl gets all that information from the photos that she's developing.

Okay another another just small tangent except for Central Park this is the warmest New York has ever been there is so little snow on the ground. Also apparently the symposium is before Christmas who wants to do that who really wants to do that that is so dumb.

Photo girl who is in my opinion written to be a man has apparently signed both of them up to sing a song while business girl is about to lose your goddamn mind.. What the f*** photo girl first don't do that don't do that secondly don't do that thirdly and I mean this in all seriousness don't do that

Okay okay my Lord okay I pause when I make these little anecdotes just in case something more important to talk about comes up while I'm talking about one of these. So much to mine surprise *says in Grinch voice* not 30 seconds later after business girl finds out that break up was cheating...

No I bring this up because it's happening again and most of the dialogue when the two of them are together one is clearly written to be a man and one is written to be a woman they're both women how is this complicated did they consult lesbians because I don't think they did.

Okay I didn't mention this before but photographer girl parents offered to get coffee photographer girl said she wants it this way and then said that business girl likes it that way too but they don't and a few seconds later photo girl says you'll learn to love it that's how a man talks.

Not even like a minute later business girl because that's how much I care about their names it's business girl and photographer girl business girl goes I'll stay with your parents in your house for an extended period of time and I've just met you yesterday... Lesbians act fast not that fast.

Which is clearly not enough.

Oh we need to follow each other on social media because our dads will check everything we post over Christmas for a relationship that just started I'm not drunk enough for this.

Not to mention the I'm going to have a coffee with double peppermint and oh it's her favorite drink too and then saying you'll learn to love it f*** that no no I'm not I want to Black coffee. That is what you should say in that situation not oh I guess I will. It's weird.

Which brings up another point who in the right mind has a writers symposium over Christmas! "Oh but Victoria can be after Christmas" Then say it's after Christmas not to mention you want to have an event in New York City that close to Christmas and New years where are people going to sleep be honest

Which is okay cool different take but why the fuck did she lie to her dad she's a grown woman just say hey dad I'm not up to dating after "The Break-up" you're a god damn adult the photographer I get she sees a shity situation and goes fuck it I want to get my parents off my back for Christmas...