“I can fix him” I say to the world’s dumbest dog
April 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
“I can fix him” I say to the world’s dumbest dog
A man killing a random dude who turned out to be his father. A little bit of incest. Close enough, welcome back Oedipus! #whitelotus
April 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
A man killing a random dude who turned out to be his father. A little bit of incest. Close enough, welcome back Oedipus! #whitelotus
Hozier said there’s an underlying theme to Unreal Unearth that no one has figured out yet but what if it’s about The Hunger Games in this essay…
April 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Hozier said there’s an underlying theme to Unreal Unearth that no one has figured out yet but what if it’s about The Hunger Games in this essay…
Growth is watching a show you were obsessed with when you were younger and realizing your crush was an insufferable little dipshit
April 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Growth is watching a show you were obsessed with when you were younger and realizing your crush was an insufferable little dipshit
I don’t know go ask your father, Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge
March 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I don’t know go ask your father, Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge
It’s my money and I want it when I retire!!!!!
asked about the possible interruption of benefits for Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid recipients, Elon Musk says, "only by tackling the waste and fraud in entitlements like Social Security, Medicare, can we actually preserve those programs for the future."
March 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
It’s my money and I want it when I retire!!!!!
If the economy tanks I might finally be able to afford a house but I might lose my job
a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it
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March 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
If the economy tanks I might finally be able to afford a house but I might lose my job
Take all of Joann’s pain and give it to Hobby Lobby
February 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Take all of Joann’s pain and give it to Hobby Lobby
When Canada finally takes over the United States what are we going to do with Ontario, California?
February 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
When Canada finally takes over the United States what are we going to do with Ontario, California?
Guys we’re so fucked rn my high school history teacher has been going OFF about That Man™ for the last month. He has receipts!
February 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Guys we’re so fucked rn my high school history teacher has been going OFF about That Man™ for the last month. He has receipts!
I’m one mild inconvenience away from becoming a woods witch all the town children are taught to fear
February 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I’m one mild inconvenience away from becoming a woods witch all the town children are taught to fear
God speed to the grease on those poles in Philly 🫡
February 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
God speed to the grease on those poles in Philly 🫡
Happy Totino Day to those who celebrate
February 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Happy Totino Day to those who celebrate
I’m not a swiftie but I know she just sat down and poured herself a glass of wine after releasing like 12 albums and going on a 15 year world tour over the last 2 months and that man just had to open his mouth
February 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I’m not a swiftie but I know she just sat down and poured herself a glass of wine after releasing like 12 albums and going on a 15 year world tour over the last 2 months and that man just had to open his mouth
Lady Gaga is being a fucking weirdo again thank god music is healing
February 3, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Lady Gaga is being a fucking weirdo again thank god music is healing
the sims 1&2 being released rn is feeling like when animal crossing came out at the beginning of lock down
February 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
the sims 1&2 being released rn is feeling like when animal crossing came out at the beginning of lock down
Idk Beyonce I think they might break my soul
January 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Idk Beyonce I think they might break my soul
Idk if I’d call myself an ally I’m more of an accessory to gay crimes
January 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Idk if I’d call myself an ally I’m more of an accessory to gay crimes
I can’t be living through these trying times with an ass this fat
January 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I can’t be living through these trying times with an ass this fat
The twilight Lego set has 2001 pieces IT’S ALL CONNECTED
January 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The twilight Lego set has 2001 pieces IT’S ALL CONNECTED
If you can’t be mean to yourself then how the hell are you going to be mean to everyone else can I get an amen up in here?
January 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
If you can’t be mean to yourself then how the hell are you going to be mean to everyone else can I get an amen up in here?
A bunch of snowflakes stormed the capital today
January 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
A bunch of snowflakes stormed the capital today
I’m already calling it this is not going to be my year
January 1, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I’m already calling it this is not going to be my year
Respect I don’t want to live through another Trump term either
December 29, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Respect I don’t want to live through another Trump term either
Has anyone figured out why boner pill commercials used to have couples outside in separate bathtubs?
December 16, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Has anyone figured out why boner pill commercials used to have couples outside in separate bathtubs?