I don’t put sourpatch kids in my wine
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wine life coach. Rust Belt rootstock, Oregon grafted, NYC trellised, havin’ a cheese snack
I love molly baz but the fact that I have to type “cae sal” into a search bar is unhinged
May 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I love molly baz but the fact that I have to type “cae sal” into a search bar is unhinged
Time for my annual post about what a deeply unserious (affectionate) place Amsterdam is
March 15, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Time for my annual post about what a deeply unserious (affectionate) place Amsterdam is
M randomly zeroed out our trip odometer about a month ago and said he’d explain later. He just turned to me and said dryly, “we did it”
February 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
M randomly zeroed out our trip odometer about a month ago and said he’d explain later. He just turned to me and said dryly, “we did it”
I didn’t know until today that you can summon miniature donkeys by making a high pitched squeak
December 29, 2024 at 7:16 PM
I didn’t know until today that you can summon miniature donkeys by making a high pitched squeak
New arcane object to ponder just dropped
December 29, 2024 at 7:15 PM
New arcane object to ponder just dropped
When you expect a WNY transportation museum to be full of cars and it actually has tons of bicycle content. Love a good high wheel
December 29, 2024 at 7:14 PM
When you expect a WNY transportation museum to be full of cars and it actually has tons of bicycle content. Love a good high wheel
“Where we come from this is small talk” is lowkey my favorite muppet joke of all time
December 23, 2024 at 9:47 PM
“Where we come from this is small talk” is lowkey my favorite muppet joke of all time
There is an entire article in here about what this data point means. “Americans don’t support trans rights” is just one interpretation—what if this means the issue is just not what caused people to vote (or not vote), and trans issues are being scapegoated for a bad campaign?
November 27, 2024 at 3:24 PM
There is an entire article in here about what this data point means. “Americans don’t support trans rights” is just one interpretation—what if this means the issue is just not what caused people to vote (or not vote), and trans issues are being scapegoated for a bad campaign?
Pro tip instead of spending an entire concert annoying everyone around you taking crappy video no one will ever watch, you can just make out and dance the whole time ❤️
November 27, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Pro tip instead of spending an entire concert annoying everyone around you taking crappy video no one will ever watch, you can just make out and dance the whole time ❤️
Wow props to the muppets, born before Aerosmith and now outlasting them
November 23, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Wow props to the muppets, born before Aerosmith and now outlasting them
The age of widely available, interesting spiritfree drinks is extremely good. I got welcomed with this NA sparkler at a kickass restaurant tonight. Last weekend I tried Guinness 0 and it made me feel like I could still hang out in bars and be normal.
November 22, 2024 at 3:57 AM
The age of widely available, interesting spiritfree drinks is extremely good. I got welcomed with this NA sparkler at a kickass restaurant tonight. Last weekend I tried Guinness 0 and it made me feel like I could still hang out in bars and be normal.
France, you have my attention
January 18, 2024 at 10:54 PM
France, you have my attention
Me: “I wonder if I’m just too immature to enjoy surrealistic art”
Joan Mirò:
Joan Mirò:
January 16, 2024 at 10:22 AM
Me: “I wonder if I’m just too immature to enjoy surrealistic art”
Joan Mirò:
Joan Mirò:
These nasty freaks out here putting cheese on a Negroni
January 15, 2024 at 10:16 PM
These nasty freaks out here putting cheese on a Negroni
Important update I’m doing this
January 11, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Important update I’m doing this
“They should really call it a lindorb” - m
January 1, 2024 at 10:03 PM
“They should really call it a lindorb” - m
One of the coolest wines I drank tonight (among many). and I feel sorry for people who only drink weird shit and hybrids when a hipster tells them to
January 1, 2024 at 8:06 AM
One of the coolest wines I drank tonight (among many). and I feel sorry for people who only drink weird shit and hybrids when a hipster tells them to
Out: “metamours”
In:
In:
December 30, 2023 at 4:11 AM
Out: “metamours”
In:
In:
“Your future is a horror story written by your crime” continues to be the hardest line ever in a Christmas movie
December 25, 2023 at 8:52 PM
“Your future is a horror story written by your crime” continues to be the hardest line ever in a Christmas movie
Anyone who knows me specifically from Madison, WI in 2013-2015 knows why this was “suggested for me”
December 7, 2023 at 11:17 PM
Anyone who knows me specifically from Madison, WI in 2013-2015 knows why this was “suggested for me”
Music journalism was not prepared for the clickbait era + therapy language combo and these bleating asides are all it can do to seem conscious now
December 7, 2023 at 4:35 AM
Music journalism was not prepared for the clickbait era + therapy language combo and these bleating asides are all it can do to seem conscious now
Beautiful day for a train ride 🚊
November 23, 2023 at 1:26 PM
Beautiful day for a train ride 🚊
I’m told this was helpful thanksgiving content for the trade
November 23, 2023 at 1:24 PM
I’m told this was helpful thanksgiving content for the trade
When a winemaker asks me if I miss production-side
November 2, 2023 at 10:19 PM
When a winemaker asks me if I miss production-side
I’m tank girl and keslee is work this week
October 24, 2023 at 2:52 PM
I’m tank girl and keslee is work this week