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omg thank you i am so flattered 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️ may the yaoi group chat flourish at all times

why is this tweet popping off again who is making me have Caleb Widogast feelings on a TUESDAY

thank u very much 🫡 let’s split the diff and end up in Canada somewhere to hang out gd

very run of the mill life event honestly, if my 20s were a lot I think my 30s are asking them to hold their nonalcoholic beer

THANK U I am too!! Adding to the list of “damn that was fucked up”

thank you bb!!! spine surgery not a walk in the park, horrible news for those with delusions of grandeur and a can-do attitude

real lack of vision on her part. also a lack of vision on mine but that one was understandable

IM FINE it was a neurological event and not a stroke it just felt like one and looked like one and was scary except for the part where the nurse did not like that I asked her to play Formation as I went into tachycardia

me seeing my spine: haha hell yes
my spine showing serious signs of damage: girl what the fuck

this post brought to you by: i have to have surgery on my spine. enjoy these vaporwave-esque photos of my neck