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Allen - 29 - He/Him. Be nice to me or I WILL become your step dad
I got a little too lit at the work holiday party, but I distinctly remember the playlist being at least 70% "I wanna bone Santa Claus so bad" style songs. Big ups to the lady in admin who thought that was funny because it so was.
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Blow up one person with your mind powers and now hr wants to get involved cmon man
December 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The gf got him a house with his name on it 🥺
October 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Meet otto my galaxy koi betta. He didn't murder the shrimp or dwarf corys in the tank, so we are best friends.
October 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Saw Spiderman (2002, the best one) tonight and seeing Spiderman 2 (2004, the one with doc okc in it badass also gfs fav) tomorrow in THEATERS I would be jealous too.
October 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
How the first sip of coffee on a Monday morning feels
a man in a video game is drinking from a bottle
ALT: a man in a video game is drinking from a bottle
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September 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Put me in a room with whoever pay walled the mini from the NYT app. I have very strong feelings about this change to my morning routine and would like to share them :)
September 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Nothing better than satan deciding its not going to be 80 degrees at night so I can use my tasteful patio furniture
September 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Happy 2 ish year anniversary to whatever the hell I was doing here
September 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Unfortunately, I have knocked my yearly budget review out of the park and will continue to be employed for the next year 😔 please send good wishes in these trying times
September 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Reposted
September 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Reposted
BLUESKY GIVEAWAY:

- 1 Bigscreen Beyond 2e: @vrchat.com Edition (no 10 years of VRC+, sorry).

As long as Bigscreen can ship to you, you're eligible.

RULES:
- must be following me on Bluesky
- must RT this post

you must be comfortable with me ordering it for you!
September 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Went to a holy site
August 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Convinced Selected Ambient Works 85-92 is the greatest thing the British will ever achieve, with Runescape coming in a close second.
August 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
August 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Thank you, japanese yacht rock, for saving my monday. I couldn't make it through work without you 🥺
August 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I'm disappointed and disgusted by all of the lactose intolerance in the world. I wish we could come together as one people to be a little more tolerant of lactose, even if it's just a little bit at a time. 😔
January 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Yo thanks insurance for denying my refill on my IV medication I've been on for the last I donno 5 years because I haven't seen a doctor this year (the one that just began). Fucking up my quality of life until I can get it approved really love yall for that.
January 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Having my own office is a liberating experience. Imagine not wanting to talk to a coworker, so you just....close the door. Life is good
January 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Look guys all I'm saying is if someone pisses you off enough (with notice) you should be able to light them on fire.
December 28, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Merry Christmas!!! I hope everyone has a wonderful holiday
a cat is sitting in front of a christmas tree with the words merry christmas written on it .
ALT: a cat is sitting in front of a christmas tree with the words merry christmas written on it .
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December 25, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Shout out to the construction crew doing our lab renovations that have THIS WEEK made shit fall through the ceilings on the first floor twice. Keep up the great work, lads. Also, move over my office so I can go home please.
December 12, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Current mood:
December 10, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Since we're past Thanksgiving, it's time to ask the hard-hitting questions. What is your favorite christmas song? Mines last christmas (mostly because George Michal was cookin)
December 3, 2024 at 6:29 PM