Abigail Jensen
@vibeslut.bsky.social
Know as @vibeslut on insta. I post about sx, dating, relationships, and the random shit that pops in my head :)
Tampons have gotten too expensive. If you have a problem with me free bleeding blame capitalism
December 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Tampons have gotten too expensive. If you have a problem with me free bleeding blame capitalism
If you have a kid who’s allergic to dogs what do you do with the kid??? Can you give them to a shelter
December 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
If you have a kid who’s allergic to dogs what do you do with the kid??? Can you give them to a shelter
Men in romantasies are 500 yrs old because that’s how long it takes for men to find the cl!t
November 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Men in romantasies are 500 yrs old because that’s how long it takes for men to find the cl!t
Omg the LA rain is a perfect excuse to stay in and watch secret lives of Mormon wives all weekend!
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Omg the LA rain is a perfect excuse to stay in and watch secret lives of Mormon wives all weekend!
If vampires are real I would like 32 to stay my age forever so please come and turn me before September !
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 AM
If vampires are real I would like 32 to stay my age forever so please come and turn me before September !
Shawn took a 23&me and the results came back 100% horse
November 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Shawn took a 23&me and the results came back 100% horse
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The concept of telling your friend that your husband is cheating on you while dressed like Ms. Frizzle taking a field trip to the Senate #rhoslc
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The concept of telling your friend that your husband is cheating on you while dressed like Ms. Frizzle taking a field trip to the Senate #rhoslc
I like my men like I like my coffee…
I don’t drink coffee
I don’t drink coffee
November 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I like my men like I like my coffee…
I don’t drink coffee
I don’t drink coffee
I once told my therapist that if I’m not anxious I don’t know what I’m supposed to think about
Anyways, I’m on Prozac now
Anyways, I’m on Prozac now
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I once told my therapist that if I’m not anxious I don’t know what I’m supposed to think about
Anyways, I’m on Prozac now
Anyways, I’m on Prozac now
Why can’t they make fitted sheets just sliiiiiightly bigger
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Why can’t they make fitted sheets just sliiiiiightly bigger
I work for myself so I actually ruin my workplace everyday
November 8, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I work for myself so I actually ruin my workplace everyday
Just watched Sinners for the first time and holy hell not overhyped at all. Truly a movie that feels like a movie!!! In utter awe
November 8, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Just watched Sinners for the first time and holy hell not overhyped at all. Truly a movie that feels like a movie!!! In utter awe
I don’t care if the chemicals slowly kill me, I will light a candle and have a cozy time
November 8, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I don’t care if the chemicals slowly kill me, I will light a candle and have a cozy time
My main goal in life is just to have a really good time and I think that’s beautiful
November 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
My main goal in life is just to have a really good time and I think that’s beautiful