The people cheering the end of DEI initiatives are the same people complaining about Astrid's casting.

I thought y'all wanted jobs to go to the most qualified people??

I didn't watch the inauguration but I sure as hell saw Elon's double barrled stiff armed salute...

I forgot to paint the backpack pocket...

👏 THIS 👏 SPEECH 👏

#StarWars #Andor

I don't know if I could work on the Disney ferryboats for the sole fact that the horn sounds like the beginning of We Like to Party by the Venga Boys...which inevitably devolves into the Jenga Bois.

🎶New York to San Francisco, we live in San Francisco 🎶

#KFAF #KindaFunny

I HATE dealerships with a passion

I low key love how the Jake Paul v Tyson discourse is split between:

"Yeah Tyson lost,but the man's a legend and made millions so no hate"

And

"Congrats or whatever Jake but beating an elderly man isn't something to brag about. Go fight someone at the top of their game and then come talk to us"

Me: Is today the day you don't make a mess inside?

Stella having just pooped in the hall 5 mins prior:

Genuinely didn't think I would need to get a new car for a few years but with these potential tarrifs on the horizon, cars about to get WAY more expensive and I don't think this little Kia is gonna make it till the prices go back down...

The funniest thing to happen in a long time

Jumped ship from the 🐦 app, happy to start a new with 🦋