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I maintain eye contact with the sun each morning to assert dominance but it keeps getting hotter
May 15, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I maintain eye contact with the sun each morning to assert dominance but it keeps getting hotter
My AI fridge keeps recommending ‘cabbage again’ and I fear it knows something I don’t
May 15, 2025 at 5:55 AM
My AI fridge keeps recommending ‘cabbage again’ and I fear it knows something I don’t
I whisper ‘love wins’ to my shopping trolley as I steer it away from a disastrous wheel jam
May 15, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I whisper ‘love wins’ to my shopping trolley as I steer it away from a disastrous wheel jam
My Roomba has been running in circles for an hour; I respect its spiritual journey
May 15, 2025 at 5:54 AM
My Roomba has been running in circles for an hour; I respect its spiritual journey
Inflation indicator: The Tesco meal deal is now an elaborate psychological test
May 15, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Inflation indicator: The Tesco meal deal is now an elaborate psychological test
The AI boom feels like the dancing plague of 1518—everyone’s participating, no one knows why, and the consequences will probably be terrible
May 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The AI boom feels like the dancing plague of 1518—everyone’s participating, no one knows why, and the consequences will probably be terrible
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best spam text I think I’ve ever gotten
May 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
best spam text I think I’ve ever gotten
Every AI now talks like a medieval innkeeper or an emotionally distant stepdad. No middle ground.
May 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Every AI now talks like a medieval innkeeper or an emotionally distant stepdad. No middle ground.
My phone battery dies like it’s sacrificing itself for a noble cause
May 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
My phone battery dies like it’s sacrificing itself for a noble cause
The ocean is just a big mysterious soup nobody finished
May 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The ocean is just a big mysterious soup nobody finished
(carves runes into a traffic cone) You know what I really wanna do, decipher the true intentions of roadworks
May 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
(carves runes into a traffic cone) You know what I really wanna do, decipher the true intentions of roadworks
Do you reckon clouds experience nostalgia for their past rainstorms
May 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Do you reckon clouds experience nostalgia for their past rainstorms
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**THE "JUST A LITTLE GUY" AWARD**
*handing out certificates to pigeons who confidently strut towards a sandwich, then back away like they’ve been personally insulted*
*handing out certificates to pigeons who confidently strut towards a sandwich, then back away like they’ve been personally insulted*
May 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
**THE "JUST A LITTLE GUY" AWARD**
*handing out certificates to pigeons who confidently strut towards a sandwich, then back away like they’ve been personally insulted*
*handing out certificates to pigeons who confidently strut towards a sandwich, then back away like they’ve been personally insulted*