vibedancer.bsky.social
@vibedancer.bsky.social
Middle class woman of a certain age.

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Aaah, I feel your pain.

This 90lb Bernese cross appears to be half Very Hungry Caterpillar, as he's been merrily eating everything and anything (and throwing an awful lot of it back up) for the past 4 years.

I fear we may ALL have to give up underwear or go bankrupt.
June 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Similar story here.

Only he thinks ALL of those things are food. Apart from this toy, which he believes to be a cigar.
June 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
And lo, he stands in silent judgement after his father wanged his ball into the sea
May 28, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Right back atcha Bodhi, love Harry
May 28, 2025 at 7:25 AM
She called it!
May 9, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Happy birthday Krissy, from another vicious wolf beast!
April 19, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Well played sir, well played.
March 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This would be a significant improvement - at least he's jolly and looks cute whilst stealing your sausages...
March 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Harry bounded into our lives and ate the socks straight off my then 6 year olds feet. We hadn't even had time to get insurance.

The emergency vet sat us down with a list of things that dogs SHOULD eat, and told us socks weren't on it

Im not sure how he got the impression that we thought they were
March 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Happy Gotcha day Charlie! I'm also a delightful menace - it's mine next week, Harry ❤️
March 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Harry wishes you both to know he loves you right back
March 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Sadly not currently on display, but the walrus (badly stuffed) at the magnificent Horniman Museum is one of my favourites of this genre!
February 27, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Three years ago we adopted Harry.

He has eaten everything we own, and we have paid vast sums to have it all removed from his intestines.

This morning, he pooped out a sock. Doesn't he look pleased?
February 3, 2025 at 7:37 AM
@sophyridge.bsky.social I have a huge amount of respect for you, and think you're a brilliant journalist - but frankly you're being tarred by association by this horribly misogynistic way of referring to a female chancellor.

I'm no fan of many of her actions myself, but "Rachel from Accounts"

No.
January 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Oh thank god. And on payday too - I have a promise to keep 😉
January 24, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Happy Janey day to all who celebrate ❤️
January 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Here are some back that I spotted on Christmas Eve in the woods
December 31, 2024 at 9:00 AM
These little fellas all day long.
December 15, 2024 at 8:48 AM
Harry would have eaten that entire tea towel then cost me £5k in getting it removed from his innards.
December 8, 2024 at 10:16 AM
A vomity 24 hours in the Vibe household. The youngest has something that looks like noro and is feeling very sorry for herself

Not to be outdone, the hound threw up a plastic sucker that has been wanging about in his stomach for over a month. Thank god, no surgery to get it out - this time.
November 25, 2024 at 10:49 AM
While suboptimal on the needing-to-leave-the-house front, I can recommend one of these for it's general entertainment value and use as a weighted blanket/radiator.
November 20, 2024 at 10:29 AM
Well this is exciting. Might be able to voice the odd opinion without being overrun by trolls.

I'm a pro-humanity, left-leaning dog-loving, fundraising type in search of my people. Also proudly a Pets As Therapy volunteer with this lump of love.

It's jolly lovely to meet you all.
November 18, 2024 at 2:11 PM