Oh someone got shot for being a terrible human. We need to put a $10k reward to find out who did this!!!

Thinking about taking Adderall and watching every John Travolta movie at once to see when he sold his soul to Scientology.

Dating in 2024 is kinda wild. I guess it beats meeting people in a bar.

My hot take is that Nicholas Cage is the definition of an actor. Neither good or bad only as strong as the writing. He is a phenomenon unlike any other. Name any movie he is terrible, there is one where he is equally just as good. All we can do is thank the drug cocaine for his choices of movies.

So this is what it’s like to be Elon free.