Vivian Fernandes
@vfernandesauthor.bsky.social
Author @ Ki Agency | Graphic Designer | Food lover | 28 | giving my inner narrator(s) somewhere to workshop their monologues
carnaval only means one thing to me and it is not costumes or partying: sleeping in without the constant fear that my boss will call, i won’t answer immediately, and that alone will somehow get me fired on the spot
February 17, 2026 at 3:52 AM
carnaval only means one thing to me and it is not costumes or partying: sleeping in without the constant fear that my boss will call, i won’t answer immediately, and that alone will somehow get me fired on the spot
Me, staring at my slasher novel: planned for X, somehow ended up with Y, and do I have any idea how we logically got to Y? Absolutely not. So we're restarting. Writing is beautiful lol
February 14, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Me, staring at my slasher novel: planned for X, somehow ended up with Y, and do I have any idea how we logically got to Y? Absolutely not. So we're restarting. Writing is beautiful lol
Am I obsessively playing Dead by Daylight and completely ignoring the fact that I have a book to write? Yes I am. Priorities are a concept.
February 14, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Am I obsessively playing Dead by Daylight and completely ignoring the fact that I have a book to write? Yes I am. Priorities are a concept.
I cannot wait to watch the new Scream movieeee yes, it stopped being good after the third one but I will never stop being obsessed with the franchise
February 12, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I cannot wait to watch the new Scream movieeee yes, it stopped being good after the third one but I will never stop being obsessed with the franchise
nothing quite like my mother messaging me out of nowhere just to call me fat and then immediately trying to lend me money for ozempic lol that's thursday for me
February 12, 2026 at 7:58 PM
nothing quite like my mother messaging me out of nowhere just to call me fat and then immediately trying to lend me money for ozempic lol that's thursday for me
do you ever wish you were a house cat because look at my babies
February 12, 2026 at 1:24 AM
do you ever wish you were a house cat because look at my babies
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For what it's worth - I believe that if you use AI to brainstorm ideas for your book, plan chapters, help with structure, edit, create dialogue, make story suggestions or ANY part of the creative writing process you are a hack and a fraud. You are not an author.
February 11, 2026 at 2:09 PM
For what it's worth - I believe that if you use AI to brainstorm ideas for your book, plan chapters, help with structure, edit, create dialogue, make story suggestions or ANY part of the creative writing process you are a hack and a fraud. You are not an author.
why is going to the grocery store more exhausting than a full workday?? please i can’t do this, i just wanted bread
February 11, 2026 at 1:16 PM
why is going to the grocery store more exhausting than a full workday?? please i can’t do this, i just wanted bread
okay we’re four chapters in… six to go, morale is questionable but determination is strong
February 11, 2026 at 1:15 PM
okay we’re four chapters in… six to go, morale is questionable but determination is strong
Are you telling me M3GAN wasn’t enough and now we have ROB1N? and it somehow looks like a cheap, overly colorful knockoff of Brahms??? This is going to be awful. Absolutely devastating. I will be watching immediately.
February 10, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Are you telling me M3GAN wasn’t enough and now we have ROB1N? and it somehow looks like a cheap, overly colorful knockoff of Brahms??? This is going to be awful. Absolutely devastating. I will be watching immediately.
it’s been less than a week and i’m already losing my mind waiting for updates from Fab and I feel genuinely bad for Chi, who has to endure me bringing this up approximately one billion times a day
February 9, 2026 at 7:46 PM
it’s been less than a week and i’m already losing my mind waiting for updates from Fab and I feel genuinely bad for Chi, who has to endure me bringing this up approximately one billion times a day
Another one for my February's TBR lol absolutely delusional about how much free time i think i have
February 8, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Another one for my February's TBR lol absolutely delusional about how much free time i think i have
writing murder scenes and spotify just casually shuffling to old Jonas Brothers while someone is absolutely not having a good time. a mood, unfortunately
February 6, 2026 at 2:48 PM
writing murder scenes and spotify just casually shuffling to old Jonas Brothers while someone is absolutely not having a good time. a mood, unfortunately
poor Rowan just wanted a Halloween party and instead got plot and trauma
February 6, 2026 at 2:08 PM
poor Rowan just wanted a Halloween party and instead got plot and trauma
Had a client ask for so many changes on their instagram campaign today and my favorite one was “the colors feel off” when they are literally the brand’s colors lol Sir, those are your own colors, I did not invent them.
February 6, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Had a client ask for so many changes on their instagram campaign today and my favorite one was “the colors feel off” when they are literally the brand’s colors lol Sir, those are your own colors, I did not invent them.
look, i’m not religious, but if any god or goddess is out there looking to prove they’re real, now would be a great time to get me some solid yeses from editors
February 5, 2026 at 1:08 PM
look, i’m not religious, but if any god or goddess is out there looking to prove they’re real, now would be a great time to get me some solid yeses from editors
i’m so excited today that instagram changing post sizes again isn’t even pissing me off even though i’ll have to redo all my clients’ posts
February 4, 2026 at 6:13 PM
i’m so excited today that instagram changing post sizes again isn’t even pissing me off even though i’ll have to redo all my clients’ posts
February tbr
February 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
February tbr
well yeah, i can’t focus on work because my brain is stuck on bills, and i’m stuck on bills because work pays minimum wage, and minimum wage is… not minimum stress anyway lol
February 3, 2026 at 2:57 PM
well yeah, i can’t focus on work because my brain is stuck on bills, and i’m stuck on bills because work pays minimum wage, and minimum wage is… not minimum stress anyway lol
i’m writing like i’m watching a low-budget 80s horror movie and i'm having so much fun
February 1, 2026 at 7:44 PM
i’m writing like i’m watching a low-budget 80s horror movie and i'm having so much fun
"...with dripping paint meant to read as blood if you squinted and felt generous enough."
February 1, 2026 at 4:19 PM
"...with dripping paint meant to read as blood if you squinted and felt generous enough."
now hear me out: 80s-vibe slasher horror novel. neon. frat party. final girl energy. yes or no?
January 30, 2026 at 8:48 PM
now hear me out: 80s-vibe slasher horror novel. neon. frat party. final girl energy. yes or no?
I miss doing marketing/social media design for european countries because they actually say what they want.
Here in brazil it's like: “make it pop. but not too pop. also… vibes.”
Here in brazil it's like: “make it pop. but not too pop. also… vibes.”
January 28, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I miss doing marketing/social media design for european countries because they actually say what they want.
Here in brazil it's like: “make it pop. but not too pop. also… vibes.”
Here in brazil it's like: “make it pop. but not too pop. also… vibes.”
The adhd goblins are straight-up eating my brain like it’s a family-size bag of chips while I’m writing TGGB and rewriting Fáilte at the same time lol
place your bets: how long until I short-circuit and vanish into a 6-month “staring at the wall” era
place your bets: how long until I short-circuit and vanish into a 6-month “staring at the wall” era
January 28, 2026 at 10:19 PM
The adhd goblins are straight-up eating my brain like it’s a family-size bag of chips while I’m writing TGGB and rewriting Fáilte at the same time lol
place your bets: how long until I short-circuit and vanish into a 6-month “staring at the wall” era
place your bets: how long until I short-circuit and vanish into a 6-month “staring at the wall” era
I mean, I'd have to wait until I get paid again anyways buuuuut
January 27, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I mean, I'd have to wait until I get paid again anyways buuuuut