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Y'know the worst part of being around people who're speaking a language you've been studying?

You often understand 50-90% of what they're saying and want to join the conversation, but you can't remember any of the words you wanna use, lol
December 15, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Congresso inimigo do povo
December 10, 2025 at 9:16 AM
So Tim is:

- pro genAI
- against letting people know you use genAI
- pro-crypto
- openly hostile to Linux
- wanting to bring payments to game engines' SDKs

Yeah, I'm glad I don't use their shitty ass store lmao
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Reposted
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Idk who needs to hear this, but if I'm pointing out how the idea that people in China would rather finish off accident victims to avoid paying reparations, the whole "social credit system", and "banning" Winnie the Pooh are all just propaganda, that doesn't mean I think China is perfect, y'know?
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
The funniest thing about the SAMMI drama for me is how the new solo dev wants to implement extension monopolies. Like, if there's an extension for a specific thing, you can't have another extension for it

They're PLAIN TEXT FILES. Anyone can copy them
November 19, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I love corporate monopolies. I love the fact a single company controls all the CDNs and all the DDoS protections in 90% of websites around the world, and I definitely love how this single point of failure can make it impossible to use the internet properly
November 18, 2025 at 12:12 PM
"Studies say cold showers are good for you"

Bro they literally activate my fight or flight response, I can physically feel my heart going into overdrive the second the cold water hits my head

I swear these studies must be paid by Big Cold™ or something
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The funniest part about language learning is coming across false friends

What do you mean the Italian word for "I know" is the Portuguese word for "with us", how the fuck did that happen
November 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
November 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Wanna jump from Windows to Linux? You'll need to learn.

Yes, Linux is a lot more user-friendly than it used to be, but that doesn't mean it'll be the same as Windows. You'll need to learn how to debug, how to navigate the Linux directory structure, etc. It's totally different.
October 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
27 YEARS AND 3 MONTHS

GET FUCKED BOLSONARO
September 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Anywhere from 12.5 to 43 years. We'll know the exact number tomorrow.

A Papuda lhe espera, filho da puta.
September 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Tá na hora do Jair

Já ir em cana
September 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Dear middle managers,

I'm here to work, not to sit through a surprise lecture where I'm forced to stay while other people ask questions over stuff I already understand. Don't expect *anyone* to be paying attention if a meeting lasts over an hour.
September 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
"The CIA did some crappy things but it's in the past"

Yeah, crappy things like helping my country's military take over the country and torture over 20k of my countrymen. Like setting up torture centers in Iraq IN MY LIFETIME. Like continuing to spur color revolutions to get oil and other resources.
September 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I'll be moving to Italy on October 18th! It's a huge move, so I gotta plan things out and get a bunch of stuff translated. It's gonna be a bureaucratic nightmare, but I'm ready x3
August 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Reposted
This is the part where they're going to pretend every single one of us who were correct about "AI" for the past few years actually wasn't, because that would mean the media, tech executives and most of Wall Street were wrong.
MIT report: 95% of generative AI pilots at companies are failing
There’s a stark difference in success rates between companies that purchase AI tools from vendors and those that build them internally.
fortune.com
August 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Got back from a lab where I had a blood exam for $0, ordered by a family doctor whose consult cost me $0, working in the same building as the dentist who cleaned my teeth for $0.

It's moments like these that make me feel oddly patriotic, lol

🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
August 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I swear the Brasília trumpet man is one of the best things about this country.

For those who don't know, he's been present every time something "bad" happened to Bolsonaro since the last presidential election. Here he is in front of the gated community Bolsonaro lives in after his house arrest
O Trompetista já abriu os trabalhos no condomínio do Bolsomerda.
August 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM