Tim, are these people in the room with us right now? Do you smell burnt toast? Can you move both arms?

"My boss Putin told me how to steal everything in the government but I still fucked it up and now I'm panicking."

Oh please. The same demographic that pretty much every aspect of life in America specifically caters to needs "well-being"? Why, because their straight, white, male privilege tends to turn them into little Nazi assholes unless they get catered to even more?

Lololol he already told us what "Trumpcare" would be. He abolishes health insurance and everyone just pays cash when they go to the hospital. Because the same guy who thinks gas is $1.98/gal also thinks the average person has $200,000 laying around if they get cancer or a ruptured appendix.

Yummy outdoor dining in the sun and humidity...come on Salmonella, you have one job!!

Seriously, ANOTHER housing bubble just like 2008 and building it under almost the exact same circumstances as last time???

Fetterman's "political battles"?? He hasn't "battled" a thing except his own party.

International Nurses Day: May 12
National Nurses Day: May 6
Nat'l Student Nurses Day: May 8

Nat'l Teacher Appreciation Week: first full week in May
Nat'l Teacher Appreciation Day: first Tuesday in first full week of May
World Teachers Day: Oct 5
Nat'l Substitute Teachers Day:
Nov 21

Thank you for the polite correction, I forgot the UK's holiday falls on the same day as ours.

His daddy bought it for him, he didn't earn shit.

With all due respect, Veterans Day is to honor living veterans. This poem is meant for Memorial Day, which honors those veterans who are no longer here.

Yes, between being known for sleeping until noon, his daily six hours of "executive time" sitting in front of Fox News, and making every other weekend into a three day golf getaway for himself, our wily genius president is always cooking up lots of wonderful ideas on how to help average people.

They can't hear you over the sound of their collective hysterical laughter, you absolute pinecone.

But Tim Kaine told a reporter that (thanks to his surrender vote) he got his first good night of sleep since October 1 so I just love that for him. 🥰

He's setting everything up to blame the Supreme Court for the upcoming economic collapse that his tariffs are going to cause.