Female.

All my canon are female. Only play males when I wanted to romance two characters (Morrigan/Dorian)

You alluded to a blue waffle, and I am not sure what you are talking about, but my mind has gone there

So the zombie that should have been invisible remained visible (while others that should have been visible remained invisible). Otari now has a new resident named "Larry the Fisherman" by the players. Bound undead, instructed to catch fish and not harm anyone.

I am just rolling with it.

#PF2e

Also Foundry hated us last night, which is how I ended up possessed: the rolls were shocking.

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Fang and Sten bark off.
Fang: *argumentative bark* on being called gluttonous.
Wynne: asking to bathe your dog, then commenting to keep Alistair and Fang in same place to confine stench to one place.
Licking lampposts in Winter!

Craig looks tasty

A cause for me in games, . story is king, and I get bored with pew-pew-pew/slash-slasf-slash action ahoy.
Lots of lore, Easter Eggs, ability to talk to avoid sombat (yes, I let that demon have the templar)