Veteran Yoda
veteranyoda.bsky.social
Veteran Yoda
@veteranyoda.bsky.social
Formerly on the bird app as @VeteranYoda
Q:Why do they lie in press conferences to our faces?
A: to keep their base- it’s a simple matter of the uniformed voter who only eats single source news.
Don’t argue with people easily led, just show them truth.
January 8, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Thanks to @muellershewrote.com and @dgcomedy.bsky.social for making my morning- I sent in the daily news that they’ve been in my ears for 7292 minutes this past year and that seemed to make them very happy!
TLDR: making people happy by telling them they make me happy makes me happy!
December 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I may be a fan of @piatpod.bsky.social …. Really surprised the The Scathing Atheist isn’t above Law and Chaos- must be the 2 shows a week…
December 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Just looked at my Spotify wrapped- figured @muellershewrote.com and @dgcomedy.bsky.social would get a smile from this
December 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Reposted by Veteran Yoda
No kings, masters, overlords or any of that bullshit. Time to take the country back.
May 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Simply overlay a population density map- of course you can’t tell conservatives that land doesn’t vote -“iTS BiGgeR sO THeM mUsT bEa ChEeTInG”
No idea how basic stuff works
May 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
My favorite podcasters: @piatpod.bsky.social
April 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Reposted by Veteran Yoda
"I look at war plans every single day" -- Pete Hegseth

(we know dude, we've seen your Signal chats)
April 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The reintroduction of the fairness doctrine would go a long way towards healing the ideological political rifts in our nation.
a woman is sitting on a couch talking to herself .
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch talking to herself .
media.tenor.com
April 22, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Heard on Faux News this morning:

“More democratic lawmakers are heading to El Salvador, following in the footsteps of the Maryland Democratic Senator who went to visit MS13 gang member Kilmer Abrego Garcia”….

What the actual fuck bro…

Remember when the news was supposed to be accurate?
April 22, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Stick with me:
Tariffs are supposed to bring manufacturing to the states, but a large portion of the available unskilled labor pool is being rapidly removed by deportation…. And tech billionaires are supporting this…
think that we’re gonna see government backed/funded automated manufacturing?
April 12, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Cry harder he should.
Musk: I mean, have you Tim Walz, who is a huge jerk, running on stage with the Tesla stock price.. What an evil thing to do. What a creep, what a jerk. Like who derives joy from that?
April 1, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Greeting Bluesky peeps- starting the morning with a dose of @dailybeanspod.bsky.social ….
News….with swearing.
April 1, 2025 at 12:28 PM