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Veteran-owned and operated court reporter proofreading service. Our reporters are in high demand, thanks to the quality of their transcripts.
www.VeteranProofreader.com AKA: https://bsky.app/profile/troyswezey.bsky.social
Is it 'Sp-oak-nee' or 'Spoak-n' now? Asking for everyone in the Spoakne area.
Or did the intern fall asleep on the keyboard again?
#SpellcheckCannotSaveYou
#Spokane
October 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The news is always in a race to shout, “You heard it here first!” Maybe they should slow down long enough to proofread what we actually hear.

Language matters. Even more than beating the clock.

#GrammarMatters #ProofreaderProblems #YouHeardItHereFirst #Spokane #LocalNews #SpellcheckCannotSaveYou
October 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Gosse droopings might cause beach closures? 🤔 KREM2 once again in a rush to say "You heard it here first," and forgot how to spell "geese, "goose," and "droppings"! Seriously? How hard is it to proofread?
#SpellcheckCannotSaveYou #SlowIsSmoothSmoothIsFast
August 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
We’ve mastered slang like “bae” and “fleek,” but still trip over your vs. you’re? Grammar isn’t trendy, but it is necessary. #SpellcheckCannotSaveYou
July 31, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Work harder and smarter!
I’ve always preferred “and” over “or." Why not have the best of both worlds? 💪
Hard work builds strength, smart work builds success. Together, they’re unstoppable!

#WorkHarderAndSmarter #CuteMotivation #KawaiiGoals #PositiveVibes #TeamAndNotOr
July 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
When you're trying to have a miraculous morning but the chyron writer skipped their own coffee…
It’s “Miracle Coffee Day,” folks. Unless “Miricale” is a new Dutch Bros flavor.
This is not how you win an Emmy.
Maybe they should hire me to type this stuff in.
#SpellcheckCannotSaveYou
July 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
So… who exactly was the victim’s what?
Grammar matters. Apostrophes aren’t for decoration. It should’ve just said “victims.”
This is not how you win an Emmy.
Honestly, hire me, I know where the apostrophe goes.
#SpellcheckCannotSaveYou #Krem2 #Spokane
July 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
It is a pleasure to inform you that Troy Swezey, founder of Veteran Proofreader LLC, has recently been named the Local Business Person of the year for 2025.
July 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
How about my office view?
Finding a quiet and beautiful spot like this to get things done is a true luxury, with the only interruptions coming from the geese and ducks on the pond.

#officeanywhere #lifeontheroad #workwithaview #outdooroffice #digitalnomad #remotework #solopreneur
July 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Despite correctly referring to Željka Cvijanović, the Chairwoman of the Presidency of Bosnia and Herzegovina as “Her Excellency,” the letter to her begins with “Dear Mr. President.”
July 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
An en dash (–) or a hyphen can be used to indicate a range of years, as well as other numbers, providing the meaning "(up) to and including."
En dash = to, through, or between.
Thus, 45-47 includes 46.
#GrammarFail
July 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Spelling errors launching before the fireworks even start.

"You read it here first" takes the front seat over accuracy, yet again.⁠ 😅
"Pavillion Park"? Come on, KREM, it’s Pavilion.

Spell it with us now: P-A-V-I-L-I-O-N.

**Always remember, #SpellcheckCannotSaveYou.**⁠
June 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Not sure if this is a 'typo' or just FOX News being Fox News...
June 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Ever read a movie description so brutally honest it loops all the way back to hilarious? 😂

Seems The Wizard of Oz is a story about a girl who commits murder, then forms a kill squad with three strangers. Somewhere over the rainbow... is a felony case. ☠️

#SpellcheckCannotSaveYou
June 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Just a friendly reminder from this very serious-looking gentleman: the correct spelling is SCHOOL, not SCHOOL. Don’t go putting the second “O” before the first one. That’s absolute chaos! 😆✏️

#ProofreaderLife #GrammarHumor #SpellingMatters #SpellcheckCannotSaveYou
May 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Nothing says "start of the week" like choosing between regular, decaf, or the one that sounds like it’s ready for court. 📜⚖️

#Proofreader #CourtReporterLife #MondayMood #coffee
May 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
"You read it here first” takes the front seat over accuracy, yet again.⁠

North Idaho Worker's Memorial… or is it Workers? 👀

Always remember, #SpellcheckCannotSaveYou.⁠

#GrammarMatters #SignFails #ProofreadPlease
May 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
A winner is someone who kept going one more time.
You’re closer than you think. Stay the course and trust your path.
Every step forward counts.
#Motivation #KeepGoing #Resilience
May 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Ever wondered where the word “lesbian” comes from?
Discover how the Greek island of Lesbos and poet Sappho shaped the term’s origins in history and culture.
Read more: greekreporter.com/2025/05/04/g...
May 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
A reminder of what happens when clarity and accuracy take a back seat in journalism.
Truth and precision in reporting is more crucial than ever. A poorly written headline can mislead, spread misinformation, or just make a serious issue look ridiculous.

#HeadlineFails
May 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
“You read it here first” takes the front seat over accuracy, yet again.⁠

When applying the law, it helps to spell it right.

Speed limi? Spacing issues? Proofreading missed the turn. 🚗💨

Always remember, #SpellcheckCannotSaveYou.⁠

#CourtReporter #Proofreader #NewsFail #EditingMatters
May 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I
Don’t
Have
An
Obligation to spellcheck.

It is embarrassing when "You read it here first" takes the front seat over accuracy, yet again.

Always remember, #SpellcheckCannotSaveYou.⁠

#CourtReporter #Proofreader
April 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Ever notice English has no single word for "the day after tomorrow"?
Meanwhile, German’s out here like: "übermorgen."
Japanese? "asatte."

But English? We said, "Nah, let's suffer through 7 syllables every time."

#LanguageProblems #EnglishIsWeird #WhyUseOneWordWhenYouCanUseSeven
April 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
It's embarrassing when "You read it here first" takes the front seat over accuracy, yet again.

Always remember, #SpellcheckCannotSaveYou.⁠

#CourtReporter #Proofreader
April 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It’s Monday morning, the ultimate fresh start. New week, new goals, new wins. Let's make things happen and crush it.
#MondayMotivation #LetsGo #FreshStart
April 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM