consider this man, handled.

i love eating boypussy at at 3am right before i clock into work, call that—
god i miss him, his scent lingers with me, taunting me during the entire drive there. i need his warmth again so badly, please let me come back to bed, i can’t be without you, let me come back..
—call that dine and dash

#jayvik

feel a little chilly outside? Yeah. they CANCELLED white boy summer after the news of jimmy carter’s death surfaced.

i just know jayce LOVES eating lobster but he only does it alone bc he’s ashamed of how ravenous and messy he gets.
definitely had a designated bib for it.

tired of lesbians being boiled down to this froo froo frilly baking pies and frolicking in gardens bullshit. normalize frottage core™ lesbians.
#t4t

you’ve heard of elf on a shelf……

art by jeunny on etsy #arcane #lest

might start posting soft gay porn of me and my lover lowkey. i have my insecurities and he has his, but i cant deny that we’re something beautiful when intertwined.

happy Pearl Harbor Day! 🎉
i just KNOW i am going to get SO fucked up tonight 😭