VeryValerieZ
@veryvaleriez.bsky.social
15+ years of launches, marketing strategy, ops, and copy that converts. Served clients from $0 to 8 figures.
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I can tell when you’ve been coached into a corner.
You say “aligned offer.”
But I can see the spreadsheet behind your eyes.
You say “aligned offer.”
But I can see the spreadsheet behind your eyes.
June 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I can tell when you’ve been coached into a corner.
You say “aligned offer.”
But I can see the spreadsheet behind your eyes.
You say “aligned offer.”
But I can see the spreadsheet behind your eyes.
I can feel the ghost of your last failed launch
haunting the structure of this one.
You say “we’re doing it differently this time.”
But you kept just enough of the old pattern to sabotage the new one.
haunting the structure of this one.
You say “we’re doing it differently this time.”
But you kept just enough of the old pattern to sabotage the new one.
June 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I can feel the ghost of your last failed launch
haunting the structure of this one.
You say “we’re doing it differently this time.”
But you kept just enough of the old pattern to sabotage the new one.
haunting the structure of this one.
You say “we’re doing it differently this time.”
But you kept just enough of the old pattern to sabotage the new one.
I can spot a sales page written in revenge.
You say “I created this because I care.”
But the subtext is “I’ll prove to them this does work.”
You say “I created this because I care.”
But the subtext is “I’ll prove to them this does work.”
May 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I can spot a sales page written in revenge.
You say “I created this because I care.”
But the subtext is “I’ll prove to them this does work.”
You say “I created this because I care.”
But the subtext is “I’ll prove to them this does work.”
What’s one simple idea you saw someone launch
and immediately thought
“Ugh. That’s too easy. Why didn’t I do that?” 😩
Name names.
and immediately thought
“Ugh. That’s too easy. Why didn’t I do that?” 😩
Name names.
May 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
What’s one simple idea you saw someone launch
and immediately thought
“Ugh. That’s too easy. Why didn’t I do that?” 😩
Name names.
and immediately thought
“Ugh. That’s too easy. Why didn’t I do that?” 😩
Name names.
Who’s the entrepreneur that makes you think,
“They get their audience better than anyone”?
Like scary-good levels of resonance. 🎯
Tag them. I want to watch them in the wild.
“They get their audience better than anyone”?
Like scary-good levels of resonance. 🎯
Tag them. I want to watch them in the wild.
May 20, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Who’s the entrepreneur that makes you think,
“They get their audience better than anyone”?
Like scary-good levels of resonance. 🎯
Tag them. I want to watch them in the wild.
“They get their audience better than anyone”?
Like scary-good levels of resonance. 🎯
Tag them. I want to watch them in the wild.
I can hear your launch regrets hiding between the lines of your email sequence.
You’re “so excited to welcome new students,”
but I can tell you aren't sure if anyone will buy.
You’re “so excited to welcome new students,”
but I can tell you aren't sure if anyone will buy.
May 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I can hear your launch regrets hiding between the lines of your email sequence.
You’re “so excited to welcome new students,”
but I can tell you aren't sure if anyone will buy.
You’re “so excited to welcome new students,”
but I can tell you aren't sure if anyone will buy.
Tell me the most unhinged thing you've done during a launch.
Not “worked late” unhinged.
I mean feral:
Forgot to eat lunch for 3 days but remembered to test the checkout link 12 times
Not “worked late” unhinged.
I mean feral:
Forgot to eat lunch for 3 days but remembered to test the checkout link 12 times
May 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Tell me the most unhinged thing you've done during a launch.
Not “worked late” unhinged.
I mean feral:
Forgot to eat lunch for 3 days but remembered to test the checkout link 12 times
Not “worked late” unhinged.
I mean feral:
Forgot to eat lunch for 3 days but remembered to test the checkout link 12 times
That Google Doc full of “someday” ideas?
Saved posts.
Half-written emails.
Offer ideas you scribbled at 11pm but never launched.
It’s not a strategy.
It’s a junk drawer.
A way to feel productive
while avoiding the decision of what to do next.
Saved posts.
Half-written emails.
Offer ideas you scribbled at 11pm but never launched.
It’s not a strategy.
It’s a junk drawer.
A way to feel productive
while avoiding the decision of what to do next.
May 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
That Google Doc full of “someday” ideas?
Saved posts.
Half-written emails.
Offer ideas you scribbled at 11pm but never launched.
It’s not a strategy.
It’s a junk drawer.
A way to feel productive
while avoiding the decision of what to do next.
Saved posts.
Half-written emails.
Offer ideas you scribbled at 11pm but never launched.
It’s not a strategy.
It’s a junk drawer.
A way to feel productive
while avoiding the decision of what to do next.
📞 HELLO, THIS IS THE LAUNCH SPIRAL HOTLINE.
Press 1️⃣ to change your cart open date mid-promo
Press 2️⃣ to duct tape 7 tools together and hope the checkout works
Press 3️⃣ to spend 3 hours on Canva the night before launch
Press 🔗 to stop the chaos and build your launch like a strategist.
Press 1️⃣ to change your cart open date mid-promo
Press 2️⃣ to duct tape 7 tools together and hope the checkout works
Press 3️⃣ to spend 3 hours on Canva the night before launch
Press 🔗 to stop the chaos and build your launch like a strategist.
May 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
📞 HELLO, THIS IS THE LAUNCH SPIRAL HOTLINE.
Press 1️⃣ to change your cart open date mid-promo
Press 2️⃣ to duct tape 7 tools together and hope the checkout works
Press 3️⃣ to spend 3 hours on Canva the night before launch
Press 🔗 to stop the chaos and build your launch like a strategist.
Press 1️⃣ to change your cart open date mid-promo
Press 2️⃣ to duct tape 7 tools together and hope the checkout works
Press 3️⃣ to spend 3 hours on Canva the night before launch
Press 🔗 to stop the chaos and build your launch like a strategist.
I can tell the difference between confidence and overcompensation in your copy.
You say “game-changing”—but I can feel the imposter syndrome sweating through.
You say “game-changing”—but I can feel the imposter syndrome sweating through.
May 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I can tell the difference between confidence and overcompensation in your copy.
You say “game-changing”—but I can feel the imposter syndrome sweating through.
You say “game-changing”—but I can feel the imposter syndrome sweating through.
What’s one launch you still remember—even years later?
The one that made you feel something. (And probably buy)
Tag the genius behind it. I want to go full case study mode.
The one that made you feel something. (And probably buy)
Tag the genius behind it. I want to go full case study mode.
May 12, 2025 at 12:25 PM
What’s one launch you still remember—even years later?
The one that made you feel something. (And probably buy)
Tag the genius behind it. I want to go full case study mode.
The one that made you feel something. (And probably buy)
Tag the genius behind it. I want to go full case study mode.
Why can’t people just get it right?
Then I ask ChatGPT.
And it gets it wrong too.
I said:
👉 “Write an email teasing this launch.”
ChatGPT said:
👉 “Here’s a comprehensive launch strategy.”
Not an email.
A whole plan.
Not what I needed, but thanks for the effort.
AI: they’re just like us.
Then I ask ChatGPT.
And it gets it wrong too.
I said:
👉 “Write an email teasing this launch.”
ChatGPT said:
👉 “Here’s a comprehensive launch strategy.”
Not an email.
A whole plan.
Not what I needed, but thanks for the effort.
AI: they’re just like us.
May 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Why can’t people just get it right?
Then I ask ChatGPT.
And it gets it wrong too.
I said:
👉 “Write an email teasing this launch.”
ChatGPT said:
👉 “Here’s a comprehensive launch strategy.”
Not an email.
A whole plan.
Not what I needed, but thanks for the effort.
AI: they’re just like us.
Then I ask ChatGPT.
And it gets it wrong too.
I said:
👉 “Write an email teasing this launch.”
ChatGPT said:
👉 “Here’s a comprehensive launch strategy.”
Not an email.
A whole plan.
Not what I needed, but thanks for the effort.
AI: they’re just like us.
It’s one of those days where I want to burn the whole business to the ground and start over.
Could be a necessary realignment.
Could also be...
Could be a necessary realignment.
Could also be...
May 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
It’s one of those days where I want to burn the whole business to the ground and start over.
Could be a necessary realignment.
Could also be...
Could be a necessary realignment.
Could also be...
How to sell your offer in your next launch:
1. Talk about your offer.
2. Keep talking about your offer.
3. Even when you’re tired of it...Keep talking about your offer.
1. Talk about your offer.
2. Keep talking about your offer.
3. Even when you’re tired of it...Keep talking about your offer.
May 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
How to sell your offer in your next launch:
1. Talk about your offer.
2. Keep talking about your offer.
3. Even when you’re tired of it...Keep talking about your offer.
1. Talk about your offer.
2. Keep talking about your offer.
3. Even when you’re tired of it...Keep talking about your offer.
You had me at ‘We should make a spreadsheet.’
Honestly, it’s my love language.
Honestly, it’s my love language.
May 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
You had me at ‘We should make a spreadsheet.’
Honestly, it’s my love language.
Honestly, it’s my love language.
What’s the most delulu launch idea you’ve ever had?
The one that lived in your notes app at 2am.
I want the chaos.
The one that lived in your notes app at 2am.
I want the chaos.
May 7, 2025 at 12:25 PM
What’s the most delulu launch idea you’ve ever had?
The one that lived in your notes app at 2am.
I want the chaos.
The one that lived in your notes app at 2am.
I want the chaos.
I can hear your niche trauma in your sales copy.
You say “impact,” but I know you mean “please take me seriously.”
You say “impact,” but I know you mean “please take me seriously.”
May 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I can hear your niche trauma in your sales copy.
You say “impact,” but I know you mean “please take me seriously.”
You say “impact,” but I know you mean “please take me seriously.”
We stage interventions for “I’ll just tweak the sales page real quick” the day before cart opens.
May 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
We stage interventions for “I’ll just tweak the sales page real quick” the day before cart opens.
Launching is just making people AWARE you have an offer.
That’s it.
Everything else is just steps to get them to notice.
That’s it.
Everything else is just steps to get them to notice.
May 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Launching is just making people AWARE you have an offer.
That’s it.
Everything else is just steps to get them to notice.
That’s it.
Everything else is just steps to get them to notice.
What’s the last sales page that made you go:
“Oh I’m buying this. Immediately.” 🛒💸
Drop the link. What made it so irresistible ?
“Oh I’m buying this. Immediately.” 🛒💸
Drop the link. What made it so irresistible ?
May 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
What’s the last sales page that made you go:
“Oh I’m buying this. Immediately.” 🛒💸
Drop the link. What made it so irresistible ?
“Oh I’m buying this. Immediately.” 🛒💸
Drop the link. What made it so irresistible ?
I can reverse-engineer your entire launch calendar just from your IG posts.
One countdown sticker and I’m in.
One countdown sticker and I’m in.
May 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I can reverse-engineer your entire launch calendar just from your IG posts.
One countdown sticker and I’m in.
One countdown sticker and I’m in.
Doing things as part of the process is 100x easier
than doing 30 of them at once at the end of the month.
Ask me how I know.
Spoiler: I'm currently copy-pasting a client's April 30 sales call transcripts into Google Docs. One. By. One. 🫠
Today Me is judging Past Me hard.
Process wins. Every time.
than doing 30 of them at once at the end of the month.
Ask me how I know.
Spoiler: I'm currently copy-pasting a client's April 30 sales call transcripts into Google Docs. One. By. One. 🫠
Today Me is judging Past Me hard.
Process wins. Every time.
April 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Doing things as part of the process is 100x easier
than doing 30 of them at once at the end of the month.
Ask me how I know.
Spoiler: I'm currently copy-pasting a client's April 30 sales call transcripts into Google Docs. One. By. One. 🫠
Today Me is judging Past Me hard.
Process wins. Every time.
than doing 30 of them at once at the end of the month.
Ask me how I know.
Spoiler: I'm currently copy-pasting a client's April 30 sales call transcripts into Google Docs. One. By. One. 🫠
Today Me is judging Past Me hard.
Process wins. Every time.
Pitch me your next launch like my 6yo pitches me chocolate cake for dinner.
Just pure, delusional enthusiasm.
I’m ready to be convinced. Go.
Just pure, delusional enthusiasm.
I’m ready to be convinced. Go.
April 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Pitch me your next launch like my 6yo pitches me chocolate cake for dinner.
Just pure, delusional enthusiasm.
I’m ready to be convinced. Go.
Just pure, delusional enthusiasm.
I’m ready to be convinced. Go.
If I paid for your thing—
don’t make me “earn” access to it by climbing a leaderboard.
Don’t make me jump through hoops to “unlock” content.
Don’t make me beg for badges.
Don’t make me do homework to get to what I paid for.
don’t make me “earn” access to it by climbing a leaderboard.
Don’t make me jump through hoops to “unlock” content.
Don’t make me beg for badges.
Don’t make me do homework to get to what I paid for.
April 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
If I paid for your thing—
don’t make me “earn” access to it by climbing a leaderboard.
Don’t make me jump through hoops to “unlock” content.
Don’t make me beg for badges.
Don’t make me do homework to get to what I paid for.
don’t make me “earn” access to it by climbing a leaderboard.
Don’t make me jump through hoops to “unlock” content.
Don’t make me beg for badges.
Don’t make me do homework to get to what I paid for.
What’s the course/program you didn’t buy
but still think about all the time? 😵💫
but still think about all the time? 😵💫
April 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
What’s the course/program you didn’t buy
but still think about all the time? 😵💫
but still think about all the time? 😵💫