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I'm just here for the food.
*pointing at my single nonbinary friend* yeah my friend over their wants to talk to you
July 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
saw a guy with a cute butt today.

quitting smoking is hard
May 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
oh so im the bad guy now? (took a shit in the fishtank)
May 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
woke up during the night to write something down and then spent the morning reading my own ravings about how moomins parents cant be his because of eye colors but snorkmaiden and snork...
May 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
sorry for all the posts they were only fools gold
May 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
idk man charlie brown shoulda just played golf or something
May 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
yeah im from the usa

U will be
Sent to jail if you get
Aroused
May 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
i am mostly garlic,
May 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
anyone caught watching anime unironically will be sent to the gulag. proof of irony is required at all viewings.
May 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
yeah hes a cunt (australian) but sometimes he can be an absolute cunt (british)
May 6, 2025 at 9:57 AM
for every person who dies due to climate change we should be allowed to select a banker or investor for "punishment"
May 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
i swear to god if flavor flav ever gets caught up in a scandal im gonna be so mad
April 24, 2025 at 11:33 AM
unless someone like you makes that one lucky shot
nothing is going to get better. it's not
April 22, 2025 at 11:35 AM
oh no the bri'ish
April 20, 2025 at 9:45 AM
oops i did it again
i trusted a fart
it ran down my leg
like gravy, baby
April 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
thats right kid i nod as i smugly piss myslef in front of the whole school. repeating 10th grade 17 times isnt just for losers, its for those who want to keep smug little shits in their place. cry more.
April 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
once i shat and some got in my sock so now im running for congress
April 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
oh no i didnt switch to my alt while posting cringe! now everyone knows IM cringe! FUCK!!!!!!
April 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
gotta keep staying up late so that the americans dont realise im a europoor.

dont pay attention to my domain.
April 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
i wish jk rowling was jk but i found out recently shes deadly serious now i just want her committed
April 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
psyoped my aunt into thinking dogging meant walking her dog now she keeps talking about how excited she is to go out dogging later this rules
April 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
why is the uk super court taking legal advice from mumsnet? i know things are spenny there but surely they can spring for some books
April 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
did the us govt take the yearning for the mines meme seriously or
April 16, 2025 at 10:29 AM
ream me up scotty
April 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
my sock puppet doesnt have an account on here. this is the only place im safe from his judgemental eyes. every time i lose my hand to that monster im too scared to speak my truth.

that truth is this: mayonnaise is a cocktail.
April 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM