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Mike
@verypedestrian.bsky.social
Writer, walker, weirdo.
Absolutely! Since I started leaving post-it’s with our buzzer number, I have received all my UPS and FedEx packages.
December 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
You’re just jealous!
December 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
A shocking portion of my mortgage has been paid by companies needing to get out of the place Microsoft put them in.
December 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Reminds me of working in animation. If your show is for 10 year olds, all the characters are 12 or 13, because that makes the adventures aspirational.
December 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Not kink shaming ketchup-on-pizza perverts, but why not drizzle? This had the energy of “I want pepperoni, but for three or four bites all I want to taste is ketchup.”
November 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
When I’m in London I like to wonder how many people have died in a 500-year-old building.

When in America, how many people have been trampled to death a 20-year-old Best Buy.
November 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I nominate Evan Solomon to sell Canada on our outrageous investment in magic beans.
November 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Congrats! Looks like a lovely little ceremony.
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
You know a tech bro was in charge because the damage is going to keep coming in waves for a full year and all he thought about was the initial headline.
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Sim take firework.
November 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
What unbelievably perfect timing!
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Had a gig in my 20s that included flying every other month. Nexus and comfortable shorts kept me from going feral.
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I’m in stretchy shorts on anything over 5 hours. If it’s cold pack a pair of pants in your carry on and change in the bathroom on arrival!
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Imagine struggling through a tough time and your friends only sending AI responses. Christ, what a pair of assholes.
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I have an infinite, incandescent rage at anyone who thinks witnessing poverty is worse than experiencing it.
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 AM