Elbows up and hang tight Canada. We merely hit an orange speed bump and blew a tire. We'll be there for you again once we get that taken care of. I do mean it. Canada is our ride or die bff. Please stay friends even when we're having a meltdown. We'll need ya on the other side if the tunnel. 🥲

I'm making bowl cozies for people out of existing fabric and materials I have. Those who wouldn't like that as a gift, get a cute $25 generic (non store specific) gift card. 💅

Based on precedent... covering up BJ's.

Cool. Investigate them all. Who the fvck cares what their politics are.

Wood chipper is preferred... but I will settle for jail. ALL of them involved, including the cover up, deserve punishment.

Wishing her a speedy recovery! ❤️‍🩹

They get paid $360,000? To do nothing.... 🤨

They are in sequence where he’s falling asleep on the left then on the right he snaps to attention and he’s watching as a man fainted in the oval office. To me the look on his face is like, “It’s fake, that guy is faking. He didn’t faint.”
🍊 looks really annoyed.

It feels weird to see her be the more sane one of the bunch. Like yes she's still MAGA, and still has her weird conspiracy quirks. But a broken clock can be right twice in a day... 🤨