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we all end up eating the pickle we brined for ourselves eventually
what was the worst movie you saw this year
December 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
what was the worst movie you saw this year
i'm hooked up to a different set of tubes than most people
December 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
i'm hooked up to a different set of tubes than most people
ugh, just saw a football
December 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
ugh, just saw a football
if you can't handle me at my surf you don't deserve me at my turf
December 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
if you can't handle me at my surf you don't deserve me at my turf
15 years ago i worked at a liquor store and sometimes i think about how all my most regular customers there are probably dead
December 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
15 years ago i worked at a liquor store and sometimes i think about how all my most regular customers there are probably dead
wow am i the only asshole that showed up at work today? this is devastating for my slacker vibe
December 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
wow am i the only asshole that showed up at work today? this is devastating for my slacker vibe
i can't watch a movie about ping pong. i juts can't do it. paul atreides i wish you the best though
December 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
i can't watch a movie about ping pong. i juts can't do it. paul atreides i wish you the best though
Reminder: You have used 90% of your serotonin for the month. Upgrade to our Wellbeing+ Choice membership to get an additional 15 neurotransmitter Anytime Smile Points for when the darkness really starts to swallow you.
December 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Reminder: You have used 90% of your serotonin for the month. Upgrade to our Wellbeing+ Choice membership to get an additional 15 neurotransmitter Anytime Smile Points for when the darkness really starts to swallow you.
something about going on the computer just sucks
December 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
something about going on the computer just sucks
sources are telling me winter is for spending your bill money on a fancy drum machine
December 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
sources are telling me winter is for spending your bill money on a fancy drum machine
going through my pantry to make sure i'm eating the most expired noodles first. winner is october 2023!
December 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
going through my pantry to make sure i'm eating the most expired noodles first. winner is october 2023!
describe a fun character for me to add to the DnD session tonight. beginning of a winter campaign for some folks new to the game
December 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
describe a fun character for me to add to the DnD session tonight. beginning of a winter campaign for some folks new to the game
thinking a lot today about oxygen and other various gases. i bet we can breathe more of them then they say we can
November 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
thinking a lot today about oxygen and other various gases. i bet we can breathe more of them then they say we can
nostalgia for old commercials is so funny. like, are you going to be looking at compilations of youtubers doing meal and underwear delivery pitches in 20 years? will you have a coffee table book of crypto scams
November 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
nostalgia for old commercials is so funny. like, are you going to be looking at compilations of youtubers doing meal and underwear delivery pitches in 20 years? will you have a coffee table book of crypto scams
i've been stealing one big landscaping rock every day from the the front yard of the developer-owned vacant house a couple doors down
November 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
i've been stealing one big landscaping rock every day from the the front yard of the developer-owned vacant house a couple doors down
lord deliver me from life's bland porridge and up through the savory gates of flavor town
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 AM
lord deliver me from life's bland porridge and up through the savory gates of flavor town
if you can't handle me at my hamburger you don't deserve me at my helper
November 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
if you can't handle me at my hamburger you don't deserve me at my helper
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Elon I heard Joy Carol Oates say she’s never seen you drink a thermometer. She’s saying you haven’t even ingested one temperature.
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Elon I heard Joy Carol Oates say she’s never seen you drink a thermometer. She’s saying you haven’t even ingested one temperature.
autumn and winter are for getting cozy and eating radioactive comfort foods. what are your favorites
November 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
autumn and winter are for getting cozy and eating radioactive comfort foods. what are your favorites
i'm bestowing a bit of my mystical powers on you
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
i'm bestowing a bit of my mystical powers on you
they should invent a kind of weed that doesn't plunge me into the bowels of hell itself when i smoke it
November 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
they should invent a kind of weed that doesn't plunge me into the bowels of hell itself when i smoke it
furiously pedaling a bicycle hooked up to a generator so i can power a meager one or two posts a day
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
furiously pedaling a bicycle hooked up to a generator so i can power a meager one or two posts a day
the scientists in this underground complex say its very impressive how quickly i am mutating
November 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
the scientists in this underground complex say its very impressive how quickly i am mutating
going on the internet a lot has made me super smarter
November 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
going on the internet a lot has made me super smarter
Nickleback is just the stage name of Nickleheimer Backilucci
November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Nickleback is just the stage name of Nickleheimer Backilucci