You think giraffes ever suck on their own thangs?

Knew it.

So if I’m understanding this correctly, his name is Mario Mario and his brother’s name is Luigi Mario. Is that what you’re telling me?

In retrospect, that Jeffery Epstein thing seems kinda suspicious.

Walking up to Whole Foods employees and casually dropping “more like whole paycheck, ammirite?” They get it. This is what being an ally looks like.