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Keri
@veryberrykeri.bsky.social
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@mastermeowzer.bsky.social's Wife, Viscountess of Soup, Redhead, Cat Mom, and Lesbian Victorian Mad Scientist. ♡ (she/her) often nsfw, 18+
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this but a cowboy
picture from what appears to be the late 1990's of a woman in a grey business suit, holding a military style assault rifle, and pointing it at a computer
November 1, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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wtf
angry fish from spongebob with very long neck, glaring around for whatever pervert saved cedar's bottom growth pic and ruined things for everyone else
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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zak bagans of ghost adventures, lit green in a classic tinted night vision ghost hunting segment, holding his throat and frowning as he pretends to be possessed (as usual) by a ghost he told to possess him. the text "well if it isn't the consequences of my own actions" has been added to the right
October 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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i think we should have slurs for robots so the robots have things that make them cum
norman rockwell painting / meme man in brown jacket and blue plaid shirt standing amongst a seated crowd, parting his lips as if to bravely speak up
October 4, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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meme with man on a rock on the left and angry mob on the right man on rock labeled "cranks": "vaccines exist and fertility is dropping!" angry mob labeled "anti-vax weirdos frowns man on rock: "also your balls are full of plastic but i'm sure that's fine" mob smiles
September 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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oh so WE'RE the cranks? /s
a fish from spongebob holding a drink and glaring, with his neck extended far to the side
August 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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the vibe i get from brianna is when conservatives express their beliefs that will one day directly destroy her, she goes
D.W. (a young girl) from the children's show "Arthur", looking at a door with a sign telling her to keep out, and exclaiming "That sign can't stop me because I can't read!"
August 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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showing up like
(grant gustin) barry allen posing with a backwards peace sign at (stephen amell) oliver queen's grave, behind the scenes on set at cw's arrow. the text "CSL's boobs" has been written on the gravestone.
August 17, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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image from a movie (i don't remember which) of a collapsing skyscraper, rendered very badly, looking like it's leaning up against another skyscraper to snuggle
August 16, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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this would work
a highly distorted image of gordon ramsay, screaming, with the blurry, repeated, ghost-like text "i'm flipping my fucking lid"
August 3, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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all i could see in my head while reading this
willem dafoe in spiderman with the made up subtitle "you know, i'm something of a domme myself"
July 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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angry looking cat with the captions: "in my villain era (going to bed early)"
June 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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an edit of the "they don't know" meme with csl saying "nobody knows i'm a lesbian"
June 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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spongebob squarepants, a smiling yellow square sponge with two square teeth visible. he is standing on the beach. he is wearing a blue speedo, dress shoes, and knee length socks. he is also wearing flesh-tone blowup prosthetic muscles called "anchor arms", which he has flexing into the words "THANK YOU".
May 16, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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--and here are the diagrams. Took me ages to find! Gave up on finding till you asked so nicely : )
Diagram of Patent & Figures Diagram of Patent & Figures Diagram of Patent & Figures
May 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Here are the patent texts--
A.D. 1902 Patent No 7756 Patent for "Improvements in Apparatus for Scaring Purposes, Especially Applicable for Scaring Birds." Continuance of Patent, Complete Specification Continuance of Patent, Complete Specification Continuance of Patent, Complete Specification
May 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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thank u
a bug-eyed emoji face with the caption "i am looking", where the word "looking" and each eye are tinted with the lesbian flag
April 28, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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GIVING U ALL I'VE GOT CAP'N
very close up blurry cat
April 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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sorry i just can't trust anyone who shares a first name with this guy
animatronic rat who sings on stage as part of a band. charles entertainment "chuck e." cheese, looking horrific as always.
March 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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tabitha
grey tabby kitten receiving her first pets. she is outside on asphalt, in a parking lot, where she was rescued.
March 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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post a picture of when your pet was little

bertie (left) and squirt (right)
grey tabby kitten sleeping on a desk, looking very cute brown longhair tabby kitten, very rumpled
March 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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lil squirt
a majestic fluffy kitten with tabby stripe pattern, laying casually in a low light environment, looking generally at the camera, and being gorgeous. their mane is, i assure you, as soft and silky as you hope it to be.
January 14, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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dust and particles
a drawing of a very scrungy looking cat who is pleading for treats, lest they disintegrate into "dust and particles"
January 14, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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Excursion Dans La Lune (1908)
a very fluffy moon with a shocked face, about to accidentally swallow a bullet-shaped rocket; still from the 1908 unauthorized remake of george melies 1903 film voyage dans la lune, called excursion dans la lune.
December 30, 2024 at 1:04 AM
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the strong dog vs weak dog meme an comically muscular dog titled "clothes 150 years ago" with the attributes written over, "you can only afford a few pairs, need to last" "hand-me-downs regular" "can withstand a murderous rosebush" next to a more regular but contrastingly weak dog titled "clothes now" with the attributes written over, "made to he thrown away" "built out of tissue paper and carcinogens" "explodes if touched"
November 29, 2024 at 9:28 AM