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@verticalpig.bsky.social
🇦🇺 Sandal-wearing layabout in Tropical Queensland 🇨🇦
Canada born, Canberra raised, now thoroughly tropical. 🏝
Canada born, Canberra raised, now thoroughly tropical. 🏝
Oh goody... 2020 Mk 2. We have the same pestilence... and bird flu. 🍊💀
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Oh goody... 2020 Mk 2. We have the same pestilence... and bird flu. 🍊💀
You won't support it publicly because you're going to he primaried, but you will privately arrange support from people who have chosen to leave. You hoped for plausible deniability.
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 PM
You won't support it publicly because you're going to he primaried, but you will privately arrange support from people who have chosen to leave. You hoped for plausible deniability.
Trump can ground airlines even if he doesn't own them.
November 7, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Trump can ground airlines even if he doesn't own them.
Seriously? Mel Gibson?
October 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Seriously? Mel Gibson?
I'm glad she didn't stoop to calling them a basket of deplorables...
October 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I'm glad she didn't stoop to calling them a basket of deplorables...
Those devious Portland frogs must have snuck into his office and put it there.
October 16, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Those devious Portland frogs must have snuck into his office and put it there.
Also known as "declaring war on Venezuela". #NobelPeacePrize
October 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Also known as "declaring war on Venezuela". #NobelPeacePrize
Weird that a guy who tried to rig an election unsuccessfully who tries to support another guy who tried to rig an election unsuccessfully is opposed to a guy who rigged an election successfully.
October 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Weird that a guy who tried to rig an election unsuccessfully who tries to support another guy who tried to rig an election unsuccessfully is opposed to a guy who rigged an election successfully.
Nah... Turn it into a January 6 Museum.
October 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Nah... Turn it into a January 6 Museum.
Because Americans voted for kleptocracy.
October 15, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Because Americans voted for kleptocracy.
I wonder how much can be sold for...
October 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I wonder how much can be sold for...
President Vance might be in with a shot. 💀
October 10, 2025 at 11:17 AM
President Vance might be in with a shot. 💀
Stroke? Heart attack? Aneurysm?
No posthumous Nobels.
No posthumous Nobels.
October 10, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Stroke? Heart attack? Aneurysm?
No posthumous Nobels.
No posthumous Nobels.
Canada needs to start reaching out to Washington and Oregon about their secession. Start sending diplomats.
October 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Canada needs to start reaching out to Washington and Oregon about their secession. Start sending diplomats.
Will Trump start drinking generic diet cola?
October 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Will Trump start drinking generic diet cola?
Or have it playing on loop on a phone while they ask.
October 2, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Or have it playing on loop on a phone while they ask.
Yeah, it wasn't just a phase. It was a deep-seated character flaw, and it's probably too late for therapy.
October 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Yeah, it wasn't just a phase. It was a deep-seated character flaw, and it's probably too late for therapy.
I would have imagined Roberts had already bought a white flag in preparation. He had to have known this moment was coming since May.
October 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I would have imagined Roberts had already bought a white flag in preparation. He had to have known this moment was coming since May.
Sheesh, this Biden administration can't do anything right.
October 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Sheesh, this Biden administration can't do anything right.