"You're a-
Since-
But-

What?"

"Are you even allowed to have a job?
You're not human after all..."

She obeyed without any hesitation.

//Was tired when writing this. Just run with it//

She was still blissfully aware.

Looking down.

"Oh, hello. Didn't knew they let other Pokémon into this part of the Laboratory..."

Then he saw the open vent cover.

"Oh..."

+
for the secretary position.

Cue the Mewtwo awkwardly sitting in the chair before the others work desk, trying to adjust her blouse in a way that made her lack of underwear less obvious, to not much success.

"All I ask for is payment and humane hours."

Since the female mewtwo had been deemed too smart to be labeled an animal, yet still denied both human-AND animal rights, she had to get a job to pay for food, after they implanted a chip in her brain that nerfed her psychic powers into near-nonexistence.
That job happened to be the application
+

She was just stupidly grinning, not a single thought in her head

If only she would be awake for this.
She would be livid.

She had curves in all the right places.

"Mentally exhausting puns..."

"Ugh, whatever. What do you want anyways?"

"I should RULE- No, exterminate these disgusting meatbags.
Not getting used at all by ANYONE.
And I would, if they wouldn't have permanently neutered my powers.
I can barely lift a chair 1½ feet off the ground now with my psychokinesis."

"I go au natural multiple times per day, when they pull me into some empty room, rip my clothes off and have me suck their unwashed dicks till their pubes get stuck between my teeth."

Scowling at him.

"Oh I dunno.
The fact that I ended up like this?
Neither labeled pokemon nor human, thus having none of both rights..."

"A cartoon? What is that supposed to mean?
You look like a human who just cosplays their own shitty Pokémon OC!"

"Wait...it talks?"

Squinting her eyes.

"Oh...you're not a Rattata. You're just ugly.
Ugh. My bad I guess.
Announce yourself next time!"

Sprays Rattata-B-Gone in his eyes before he can continue.

"Take this, vile creature."