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Boogie Box
@versacepancakes.bsky.social
Blackfrican American ✊🏾
28 y/o
she/they/ey 💛🤍💜🖤
Disabled but thuggin it out💪🏾✨
#1 Ambassador of sweet potatoes
Jesus is my homie ✝️
Someone: Did you have fun at work/church/school?
Me:
February 6, 2026 at 3:44 AM
To the ashy, baloney breath, trifling little gremlins who stole my elderly mom's snow shovel: COUNT👏🏾YOUR👏🏾DAYS👏🏾
December 1, 2025 at 6:38 AM
No but almost every time I decide to be responsible and eat healthier, my entire digestive system thinks it's actively being hunted for sport. Since when did apples, granola, and water require pepto bismol afterwards??
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
What do you MEAN periods increase chances of seizures in epileptics?! THIS UTERUS IS A DEATH TRAP
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 AM
"This product alternative is better for your body!"
Yes, but is it better for my wallet, though?
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
FAHHHH!!!
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Why would guys try to get a random chick's number just because she's hot? What if she's crazy? What if she's on some Michael Myers shit?? Now she's got your contact info, face, and name!
November 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I brushed my teeth after drinking honey turmeric tea, and my toothbrush has been stained yellow for two days now.
November 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Eating saltine or oyster crackers after a decadent seafood dinner
October 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Better question: Is pre-workout a scam or does my job just work us so hard that drinking it hardly makes a difference?
October 11, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Does caffeine actually calm me down because of my adhd symptoms or do I just associate unhealthy drinks with relaxation because I save them for off days and outings?
October 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yes... YES!!
October 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The paint started chipping around the rim of my Halloween mug, so I put one of my bat plushies in it and turned it into a decoration.
September 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
My mood for the past two days:
September 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I'm grateful for the life that I have, but ALSO...
September 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
September 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
DMV YOU RAGGEDY THOT LET ME IN AND GIVE ME MY LICENSE!
September 4, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Please...
PLEASE don't let this be what I think it is.
Please subvert my expectations.
September 3, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I know he's drawn in a cartoony style, but Sunny Day Jack kindaaaa
September 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I hate when I ask a question and the person just responds by restating the question.
Me: How did you photoshop this picture?
Them: I just used photoshop to put it together. :)
Me:
August 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Noooo!! Now she brought THIS home?? 😭 It doesn't even work well!
August 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Walmart, it is July 11th.
I need you to be so super serious right now.
July 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
My humor is underappreciated here
July 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
How I probably look when I agree with both sides of an argument:
June 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
My big backed self thought this was a chicken flat smh
March 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM