Ellie Evans
@veritastrophe.bsky.social
El Beastie aka ellieAPI aka veritastrophe aka evansekeful
internet loreist // miner at the spreadsheet factory // reply bae // complex systems enthusiast
internet loreist // miner at the spreadsheet factory // reply bae // complex systems enthusiast
we already have one tho
November 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
we already have one tho
so much better than a piss tape
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 AM
so much better than a piss tape
cat has really been pulling me through it too
September 19, 2025 at 6:08 AM
cat has really been pulling me through it too
Shear was this close to becoming the CEO of OpenAI and they all sound like this.
July 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Shear was this close to becoming the CEO of OpenAI and they all sound like this.
how long does it take to build an industrial scale fabrication factory, michael? six months?
April 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
how long does it take to build an industrial scale fabrication factory, michael? six months?
cat told me the vibes are off
January 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
cat told me the vibes are off
i have aspirations
January 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i have aspirations
this hurts so bad
January 6, 2025 at 7:32 AM
this hurts so bad
lacks the emotional depth of closing over 2pts down to achieve true greatness
December 12, 2024 at 5:58 AM
lacks the emotional depth of closing over 2pts down to achieve true greatness
this guy has an honorary msis as far as i’m concerned, class of 2021
December 3, 2024 at 6:44 AM
this guy has an honorary msis as far as i’m concerned, class of 2021
Post an onion headline that lives in your head rent-free.
December 2, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Post an onion headline that lives in your head rent-free.
“‘No way to prevent this’ says only nation where this regularly happens” is low hanging fruit but it’s an all-timer.
I also saved this one because I turned 27 in 2013 and this was exactly what I was doing.
I also saved this one because I turned 27 in 2013 and this was exactly what I was doing.
December 1, 2024 at 10:33 PM
“‘No way to prevent this’ says only nation where this regularly happens” is low hanging fruit but it’s an all-timer.
I also saved this one because I turned 27 in 2013 and this was exactly what I was doing.
I also saved this one because I turned 27 in 2013 and this was exactly what I was doing.
it’s been real, charlotte
November 30, 2024 at 1:31 PM
it’s been real, charlotte
“hey why don’t you turn the bomb off?”
i’ve decided i would be this guy
i’ve decided i would be this guy
November 23, 2024 at 6:44 AM
“hey why don’t you turn the bomb off?”
i’ve decided i would be this guy
i’ve decided i would be this guy
get it together, seattle city light
November 20, 2024 at 8:26 AM
get it together, seattle city light
literally what i texted my dad the day after, i’m letting it wash over me and taking small comfort in the practical
November 19, 2024 at 8:01 AM
literally what i texted my dad the day after, i’m letting it wash over me and taking small comfort in the practical
after the enshittification comes the cleanse 🙏🏻
November 19, 2024 at 7:49 AM
after the enshittification comes the cleanse 🙏🏻
i really wanted to listen to this song and got the bonus of seeing matt maeson’s spotify bio
November 18, 2024 at 8:52 AM
i really wanted to listen to this song and got the bonus of seeing matt maeson’s spotify bio
took this screenshot the day after Election Day after yelling “not now Duolingo!” at my phone
November 18, 2024 at 12:42 AM
took this screenshot the day after Election Day after yelling “not now Duolingo!” at my phone
an assortment of cuban pastelitos in the right shapes
November 16, 2024 at 12:49 AM
an assortment of cuban pastelitos in the right shapes