Jonny Edwards
@veritasgaston.bsky.social
Bearded vending machine enthusiast. Music lover, and long suffering Aston Villa fan.
Nah, just a massive penis
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Nah, just a massive penis
I'll back you up on this, because as a younger man, I occasionally put some double cream in my tea. Though I think I was in a very tiny minority, I never told anyone else, and I certainly never called it a cream tea - I'd have been burnt at the stake for such talk.
November 8, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I'll back you up on this, because as a younger man, I occasionally put some double cream in my tea. Though I think I was in a very tiny minority, I never told anyone else, and I certainly never called it a cream tea - I'd have been burnt at the stake for such talk.
Extraordinary that this man is now a trillionaire. Seems like the type of fellow who ultimately dies via auto asphyxiation mid wank.
November 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Extraordinary that this man is now a trillionaire. Seems like the type of fellow who ultimately dies via auto asphyxiation mid wank.
I'm enjoying it despite some of the obvious issues.
It is very buggy, and there are aspects of the UI that are just plain undercooked. I expect there will be big improvements/changes over the coming months.
The tactics, match day, and recruitment system are all excellent though.
It is very buggy, and there are aspects of the UI that are just plain undercooked. I expect there will be big improvements/changes over the coming months.
The tactics, match day, and recruitment system are all excellent though.
October 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I'm enjoying it despite some of the obvious issues.
It is very buggy, and there are aspects of the UI that are just plain undercooked. I expect there will be big improvements/changes over the coming months.
The tactics, match day, and recruitment system are all excellent though.
It is very buggy, and there are aspects of the UI that are just plain undercooked. I expect there will be big improvements/changes over the coming months.
The tactics, match day, and recruitment system are all excellent though.
If it helps, I have tried it with a controller and whilst usable, it is still a little janky. Seems they haven't quite managed to make the new UI completely gel with either control scheme.
October 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
If it helps, I have tried it with a controller and whilst usable, it is still a little janky. Seems they haven't quite managed to make the new UI completely gel with either control scheme.
That is a very nice touch.
There are some really nice things added in #FM26 - just a shame we're battling against so much jank to see half of it 😅
There are some really nice things added in #FM26 - just a shame we're battling against so much jank to see half of it 😅
October 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
That is a very nice touch.
There are some really nice things added in #FM26 - just a shame we're battling against so much jank to see half of it 😅
There are some really nice things added in #FM26 - just a shame we're battling against so much jank to see half of it 😅
I've had a few penalties. Not scored a free kick yet I don't think.
How are you finding the game so far?
How are you finding the game so far?
October 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I've had a few penalties. Not scored a free kick yet I don't think.
How are you finding the game so far?
How are you finding the game so far?
Football is supposed to be the thing that fans use as our escape from the shit that is the real world (unless you support Man Utd 😅), and this week I've even lost that.
Football should not be a vehicle for divisive, hateful, fear mongering agendas.
Football should not be a vehicle for divisive, hateful, fear mongering agendas.
October 18, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Football is supposed to be the thing that fans use as our escape from the shit that is the real world (unless you support Man Utd 😅), and this week I've even lost that.
Football should not be a vehicle for divisive, hateful, fear mongering agendas.
Football should not be a vehicle for divisive, hateful, fear mongering agendas.
Or the monkey chants aimed at their own black players. Or the beatings dishes out on Israeli citizens protesting against Netanyahu a few years ago.
Not to mention the fact that it is not uncommon for away fans to be banned from European fixtures - Ajax, PSV, Frankfurt already this season
Not to mention the fact that it is not uncommon for away fans to be banned from European fixtures - Ajax, PSV, Frankfurt already this season
October 18, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Or the monkey chants aimed at their own black players. Or the beatings dishes out on Israeli citizens protesting against Netanyahu a few years ago.
Not to mention the fact that it is not uncommon for away fans to be banned from European fixtures - Ajax, PSV, Frankfurt already this season
Not to mention the fact that it is not uncommon for away fans to be banned from European fixtures - Ajax, PSV, Frankfurt already this season
Watermelons?!?!
Fuck.
Hope no one searches my fridge.
Fuck.
Hope no one searches my fridge.
October 18, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Watermelons?!?!
Fuck.
Hope no one searches my fridge.
Fuck.
Hope no one searches my fridge.
I'm a Villa fan, and the levels of abuse we have been getting on other platforms over this is wild.
Apparently not only am I anti-Semitic, but I'm a terrorist sympathising, Hamas loving cunt 🤷🏼♂️
All because I dared comment that fan safety at football matches should be prioritised.
Apparently not only am I anti-Semitic, but I'm a terrorist sympathising, Hamas loving cunt 🤷🏼♂️
All because I dared comment that fan safety at football matches should be prioritised.
October 18, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I'm a Villa fan, and the levels of abuse we have been getting on other platforms over this is wild.
Apparently not only am I anti-Semitic, but I'm a terrorist sympathising, Hamas loving cunt 🤷🏼♂️
All because I dared comment that fan safety at football matches should be prioritised.
Apparently not only am I anti-Semitic, but I'm a terrorist sympathising, Hamas loving cunt 🤷🏼♂️
All because I dared comment that fan safety at football matches should be prioritised.
This is my equivalent to Oasis reuniting.
Bob Mould is my favourite songwriter. No question. Copper Blue is my favourite album by a significant distance - the fact I may be able to see them live? Pinch me.
If I don't get tickets I will weep 😂
Also, the new song SLAPS.
Bob Mould is my favourite songwriter. No question. Copper Blue is my favourite album by a significant distance - the fact I may be able to see them live? Pinch me.
If I don't get tickets I will weep 😂
Also, the new song SLAPS.
October 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This is my equivalent to Oasis reuniting.
Bob Mould is my favourite songwriter. No question. Copper Blue is my favourite album by a significant distance - the fact I may be able to see them live? Pinch me.
If I don't get tickets I will weep 😂
Also, the new song SLAPS.
Bob Mould is my favourite songwriter. No question. Copper Blue is my favourite album by a significant distance - the fact I may be able to see them live? Pinch me.
If I don't get tickets I will weep 😂
Also, the new song SLAPS.
You are fucking awesome
October 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
You are fucking awesome
He looks a little like Walter Smith tbf
October 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
He looks a little like Walter Smith tbf
I don't either. I've taken to wearing a t-shirt, no jumper, with a winter coat.
I'd like to tell you that it works. It does not.
I'd like to tell you that it works. It does not.
October 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I don't either. I've taken to wearing a t-shirt, no jumper, with a winter coat.
I'd like to tell you that it works. It does not.
I'd like to tell you that it works. It does not.
World's worst excuse for not doing your homework.
September 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
World's worst excuse for not doing your homework.
Just took a look at Villa twitter.
a blue dumpster is floating in a flooded area near a sign that says narrows ramp
Alt: a blue dumpster is floating in a flooded area near a sign that says narrows ramp
media.tenor.com
September 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Just took a look at Villa twitter.
Agreed. No wonder everyone's mental health is so fucked.
Give me back the days of MySpace where I could just embed some cool tunes on my profile page, and debate people on the merits of overly baggy clothing.
Give me back the days of MySpace where I could just embed some cool tunes on my profile page, and debate people on the merits of overly baggy clothing.
September 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Agreed. No wonder everyone's mental health is so fucked.
Give me back the days of MySpace where I could just embed some cool tunes on my profile page, and debate people on the merits of overly baggy clothing.
Give me back the days of MySpace where I could just embed some cool tunes on my profile page, and debate people on the merits of overly baggy clothing.
Yeah, opening social media and seeing that.. the fuck is wrong with people!
September 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Yeah, opening social media and seeing that.. the fuck is wrong with people!