plants are a kind of woman (wilts if u ignore her)

i just think it'd be cool of you, you know? think on it. I can dust off my 5000 sock puppet accounts whenever. but like. no big deal if not.

We can get a great thing going where I get too involved and catch feelings, but I trip up when I forget to switch accounts.

Thereby alerting you to the conspiracy and shattering any trust we had. Which destroys any chance for me to act on my feelings

I trans'd my sex, and I'm female in every sense of the word. Sorry internalized transphobia is kicking her ass but couldn't be me

It's so weird having my nightmares manifest in the form of terrible video game demos