verdobe.bsky.social
@verdobe.bsky.social
A spitroast but it's her on both sides
September 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Divide and Conquer? More like Divide these cheeks and Conquer me
September 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Good news: my heartrate is perfect for moderate-intensity exercise.
Bad news: it's entirely from anxiety and not because I'm moving my body
July 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
When life hands you lemons, but forgets the tequila and salt :(
June 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
@chaoticlife.bsky.social I WAS THERE IN THE VC I HEARD IT FIRST MWAHAHHAHAHHA
April 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
March 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I plan to exit this life like Caesar did. 47 stabs to the chest with a salad named after me
March 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Do you think furries in the Pokemon universe dressed up as Pokemon
March 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Idk about you, but I'm a triple AAA guy myself (Allergies, Asthma, Autoimmune)
February 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
When you run out of Yu-Gi-Oh cards in your deck and you have to start drawing from your 401k
February 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
There's a gray area between leftovers and meal prep and no knows how to define it
February 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
If work has to send me to space, do you think they’ll compensate me at .65c/mile?
February 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
You know, if you dot your t's and cross your i's, you still end up with a t and an i
December 30, 2024 at 6:31 PM
I need a vtuber to sing “we will rock you” but say “we will block you” instead
December 25, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Body tired
Mind wired
No place feels right to be

Late nights
Inner fights
It always gets the best of me

Missed pass
Cracked glass
Why do I hate what I see

I tread this path all alone
Surrounded by the waves
Yet it’s here, I think, that I belong
Because here at least, I’m free
December 21, 2024 at 7:18 AM
When you install so many mods that your game starts crashing, but only when you exit the game so you stop caring and just send another automatic report everytime you boot it down for the night
December 4, 2024 at 4:43 AM
It's definitely a fuzzy socks kinda day
December 3, 2024 at 1:56 PM
[EN] Am I a streamer? The answer is yes, let's play Bannerlord and be medieval conquerors!

www.twitch.tv/verdobe
Verdobe - Twitch
I wanna be a Medieval Conqueror
www.twitch.tv
December 1, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Oh. My. God.

I can't believe two of my favorite games are collabing together just like that.

I'm so excited it's insane
November 27, 2024 at 12:02 AM
If Vtubers came first, anime would have been the coolest thing
November 19, 2024 at 3:27 AM
If you wear your socks to bed, how are we supposed to interlock our toes when we sleep?
November 11, 2024 at 6:55 AM
Happy National STEM Day!!
November 8, 2024 at 7:33 PM
“So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous applause” - Padme, Star Wars Episode 3
November 6, 2024 at 8:33 PM
To this day I have no idea how to close Vtube Studio and I just alt-f4 it everytime
November 5, 2024 at 5:57 AM
I've been misappropriating funds from our halloween candy bowl and I couldn't be happier
November 1, 2024 at 12:51 AM