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Solid vegan chef 🥦🍲

Bad programmer 👨‍💻

Columbia alum 🏙️🦁

Austin FC homer 💚🖤⚽️
@bradstuver.com need you here 🙏🥺
August 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
…maybe? Somehow it seems like the team is working together better with only Uzuni up front… but still a tallllll order
August 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
It’s on, he got this 🤞
August 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Can you stop abusing a helpless armadillo at every match? Your hypocrisy is sickening sign.moveon.org/petitions/re...
Retire Speedbump the Armadillo
Using Speedbump the anArmadillo as live entertainment at Austin FC events raises significant concerns about animal welfare and ethics. Armadillos are nocturnal, solitary animals with highly specialize...
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August 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Thanks so much for this response!

Deeply appreciate your concern for Speedbump, raising awareness about his welfare is huge 🙏
August 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
August 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Oh man, you're absolutely right! Episode 5. You are true knights. Glad you guys see the awfulness. The club's/fanbase's blissful indifference is chilling. Carry on.
July 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
humble request (since Speedbump was mentioned on the pod) to discuss at some point the animal welfare concerns of exposing a naturally shy/nocturnal creature with sensitive hearing to bright stadium lights/deafening noise/crowds of random handsy people at club promotion events 🙏🦔🤕
July 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
(I will buy a fancy beer at Q2 for anyone who can convincingly argue that what our club does to Speedbump is not animal cruelty)
July 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Armadillo hearing is so sensitive it can pick up insect movements (that’s what they eat)

Exposing one to bright lights and deafening noise at Q2 (or crowds of random people) is kind of like waterboarding a dog
July 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
You too @philwest.bsky.social 🦔💔🙏
July 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
They could pre-record a video of him being a happy dillo in a comfortable environment

You guys have a voice, other pods are silent.

The right thing to do is clear. Putting your voice on the right side of this would have a huge impact!

(my ticket rep knows, but we need public voices to chime in)
July 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM