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I have taken the shrooms and started writing a novel about the dissolution of a transatlantic marriage. Bio hacker man could never do this tbh
November 30, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I have taken the shrooms and started writing a novel about the dissolution of a transatlantic marriage. Bio hacker man could never do this tbh
I am going to do a bunch of mushrooms tonight before they become uncool tomorrow.
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
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November 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I am going to do a bunch of mushrooms tonight before they become uncool tomorrow.
DID TOILETS ALWAYS HAVE FACES OR IS THIS NEW?
September 22, 2025 at 7:59 AM
DID TOILETS ALWAYS HAVE FACES OR IS THIS NEW?
My brain is becoming a square, like in Rez 2002
September 22, 2025 at 7:58 AM
My brain is becoming a square, like in Rez 2002
I took the weed now imagining Michael Jordan officiating a wedding between a Wall Street journal newspaper from 1993 and the concept of postmodernism.
September 22, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I took the weed now imagining Michael Jordan officiating a wedding between a Wall Street journal newspaper from 1993 and the concept of postmodernism.
Just took two edibles and gave a thumbs up to the moon
Good job moon
Good job moon
July 13, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Just took two edibles and gave a thumbs up to the moon
Good job moon
Good job moon
I'm at a noise show at an abandoned Chinese restaurant. Just Shazamed something the DJ is playing.
June 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I'm at a noise show at an abandoned Chinese restaurant. Just Shazamed something the DJ is playing.
Shame spiral and insomnia so I'm imagining the my dinner with Andre cinematic universe
May 28, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Shame spiral and insomnia so I'm imagining the my dinner with Andre cinematic universe
What if blue Dabba de dabba di and tangled up in blue swapped songs
May 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
What if blue Dabba de dabba di and tangled up in blue swapped songs
I am outside and I'm having a comedown there are laws out there I forgot
May 4, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I am outside and I'm having a comedown there are laws out there I forgot
I am going to start a podcast about how I'm pretty sure I wore a belt earlier.
May 4, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I am going to start a podcast about how I'm pretty sure I wore a belt earlier.
I love you all Internet friends
May 4, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I love you all Internet friends
I just texted several exes to tell them I took a bunch of mushrooms and I care about them and I hope they are in a healed place in their lives
May 4, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I just texted several exes to tell them I took a bunch of mushrooms and I care about them and I hope they are in a healed place in their lives
I should go to therapy in this manic state lol
May 4, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I should go to therapy in this manic state lol
Is wet outside? Is wet legal?
May 4, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Is wet outside? Is wet legal?
I took a bunch of mushrooms tonight because therapy is too slow lol
May 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I took a bunch of mushrooms tonight because therapy is too slow lol
The most romantic thing you can do for your partner is sing John Cage's "4'33" to them.
May 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
The most romantic thing you can do for your partner is sing John Cage's "4'33" to them.
I think we can all agree: the next Godzilla movie should be a ripoff of Kramer vs Kramer.
April 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I think we can all agree: the next Godzilla movie should be a ripoff of Kramer vs Kramer.
Just got fired from the funeral DJ company because I would always play the "Y'all ready for this" song before the start of every funeral
April 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Just got fired from the funeral DJ company because I would always play the "Y'all ready for this" song before the start of every funeral
Haven't looked at the news but assume all of these are the same story
April 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Haven't looked at the news but assume all of these are the same story
Cut my joke into pieces
This is my last retort
This is my last retort
April 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Cut my joke into pieces
This is my last retort
This is my last retort
I wasn't engaging in revenge procrastination—I simply was up in 3AM trying to determine if this Finnish nu-metal album is actually good. And I'm still undecided.
March 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I wasn't engaging in revenge procrastination—I simply was up in 3AM trying to determine if this Finnish nu-metal album is actually good. And I'm still undecided.
Tying up some split ends and talking about Split Enz with a Kiwi
March 13, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Tying up some split ends and talking about Split Enz with a Kiwi
What if they combined RoboCop and Borat
March 9, 2025 at 7:04 AM
What if they combined RoboCop and Borat
Took some mushrooms tonight and now saying honk honk meep meep
March 9, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Took some mushrooms tonight and now saying honk honk meep meep