So awesome that someone in that thread ran Guardian Heroes as tabletop!

Never underestimate Trump’s willingness to just let his people twist in the wind. He might not bother to pardon them just because they aren’t offering the right scale of bribe.

While hass avocados actually get rioe and soft, new zealand avocados go straight from hard as a rick to spoiled. they’re a menace

That’s why they made “watch at 4x speed” a premium feature

John Madden announcing over someone prepping a turducken would be amazing

“Walter, that’s the wrong type of Corned Beef Hash!”

Rogue-lite’s are used by rogue children who are afraid of the dark

Flavour Blasted Goldfizh

Not as plausible as Dave

looks like Chuck Schumer