*nodding* oh okay she's the fun one

had to google tan mom and it rly just created more questions so idk

to* wong foo. they should make a sequel and call it TOO wong foo though,

what'd you think of too wong foo

I don't think they're 1-to-1 celebrations. but why the do we lump them all together and why is it a secular holiday when other places have a liturgical date for it?

Almost every culture has a fall festival of some kind that's post-harvest season. The last Thursday thing we do was just a move to stimulate the economy during Roosevelt's presidency afaik.

i know none of this is a good observation or anything but it's very annoying to think about for more than two seconds. why do we do this, and why do we have a parade that hospitalizes people every year in celebration of it

like nothing about the story makes sense. "it was like a harvest festival" harvest happens in September-October in New England??????????????????????????

a day (nobody agrees on which day) in the 1600s where MAYBE some people had a meal together in the Americas before doing a genocide. BUT they celebrate it in canada, parts of the carribean, parts of west africa, germany, brazil. what are you fucking talking about???