Congratulations, King Newsom. No one in history is more deserving of the inaugural Kohl's Peace Prize. As the most peace-loving proponent of peaceful peace, you have no doubt earned every bit of this prestigious prize. In your honor, I am going to have split peace soup for lunch. THANK YOU.

...and the third half says "It's pronounced Gazpacho, you libtard."

"Daaaaaa Blue Jays lose! Daaaaaaaaaaaaaa Blue Jays lose!"

Series was so mind-bendingly close, that I'm pretty sure that miniscule bit of bad karma Vlad created was the difference.

If only he hadn't taken David Ortiz' bait.

To quote the Jays manager, "Start Spreadin' the News, Bitch!"

"You see, the South Tower represents my performance in Democratic mayoral primary and the North Tower is how things are going to go for me in the general."

Psssh. Kids today.

I bet they even think they know the location of The Beef without asking.

Yup. One of Nate Silver's posts from "The Silver Bulletin" on this topic:

🚧Half-Sarcastic Trigger Warning🚧
Remember all the excitement about women dominating the early vote in 2024 supposedly being great sign for Kamala?

www.natesilver.net/p/the-early-...

Well, they may be right about early voters skewing older...but wrong about Cuomo.
You see, early voters tend to be *energized*.

I wonder which older voters are energized...

<<reviews footage of No Kings protests>>

...ah...I see what's happening here.

Bye Bye, Andrew! 👋

Awwww, we triggered him with frog and taco and unicorn costumes and goofy signs and music and dancing.

Poor, widdle Twumpy.

He will never, ever have what he really wants: the respect and adoration of most of the country.

Too bad, so sad.

Welcome to the biggest U.S. mass protest since the 1st Earth Day in 1970 #nokings

"...authoritarian regimes fear mass organizing and peaceful protest because they reveal a regime’s unpopularity and show that it is losing its grip on power."

FROM:
heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/p/october-16...

Welcome to the biggest U.S. mass protest since the 1st Earth Day in 1970 #nokings

"...authoritarian regimes fear mass organizing and peaceful protest because they reveal a regime’s unpopularity and show that it is losing its grip on power."

FROM:
heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/p/october-16...

It was NEVER about saving money.

It was ALWAYS about collecting data on Americans.

...

Trump's crew didn't have the technical know-how to gather our sensitive information. They opened the doors of the offices so Musk's DOGE could gather and turn over all our sensitive, personal information.

I enjoy the comments on these threads today.

"Judge always sucks in the postseason."

Judge: Posts .450 wOBA

"LIKE I SAID, JUDGE ALWAYS SUCKS IN THE POSTASEASON!"