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Mr. Dr. Chasm 😗
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As defense I'm neutered and spayed. Fucking running. Not a doctor.

"The future will be better tomorrow."
- Dan Quayle
Famous roots musician Kaylee
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
BREAKING: Scientists use DNA analysis to prove that George Washington had a macropenis
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
November 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
October 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
i don't care what they say
October 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
FTFY
October 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
What’s your sign?
September 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
they're trying to kill Baby Buster
September 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
September 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
this is not how letters work
September 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
[elephant graveyard voice] i've gotta get the fuck outta here
September 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
September 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
September 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Tinglenuts
September 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
NYT Cooking: the best comment section on the internet
September 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
September 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Every damn time
August 31, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Warranty party!
August 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I was here but now I am elsewhere
August 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
man was ahead of his time
August 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
alright
August 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
ok
August 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
August 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
away message
August 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM