I've been informed that summer rolls are real. Pack it up folks, post is over.

If spring and summer rolls are so good-

Update: my cool coworker asked me today how it feels to be the coolest cat in the department. This is why you gotta work with at least one fellow pervert. It's good for the soul

We did it, we got another one

They lure you in with false promises of gems. Then they pull the ol' switcheroo and hand you potatoes instead

I think she's on to something....

It's where you send only the edgiest of puppygirls

You *have* to make room for the whale. It doesn't matter what happens, you have to make room for the whale

Could you imagine matching with your nurse? 💀

It's literally like watching a wizard. You go "hey is this thing possible?" And suddenly there's a tool for it

I can confirm it's not the morphine talking, you actually are that funny

In my heart of hearts, I truly believe Benoit could've fucked the priest out of him