subvert expectations by having pomni randomly explode,no inflation just violent spontaneous combustion

And in the corner, Persona 5 can be seen slinking out of the room now that everyone has a new target.

It will be shanked in the alley outside by Persona 1 + 2 fans

oh my god they're trying to make discount lord of the rings aren't they

people will go "1800s men be like 'oh a harlot's ankle!'" then turn around and say someone is clearly suspicious because a bare foot is visible in artwork

Dig Dug needs to establish firmly that Pookas and Frygars are godless creatures who do in fact go directly to hell when popped.

There is a reason it takes billion dollar right-wing hedge funds and vast propaganda campaigns to move the needle to the right, it literally defies human nature.

...your average joe shoe to worry vs the infinite energy needed to sustain raving bigot rants. One side gets stuff done and returns to their norm, the other breaks down as they expend more than anyone cares to for illogically hating whatever minority they decide to pin all the worlds ills on

New quirky sidekick glorp shitto patched into metroid

Putting the sentence "at least I'm not working at a cubicle" in a Metroid game is the sort of thing that should cause you to disintegrate on the spot

I won't make too many assumptions yet, game isn't out and all, but I really hope if Samus is given a bumbling comedic sidekick they have him get ripped graphically in half by Ridley.

air is stored in the boobs

Now I'm wondering if it says something about myself that "walkies" does not come off as generic.

Blessed be the 45 year old winemom who's mind is unburdened by mankind's sin, seeing a delightful little ad for walking her Pomeranian. I shall never again know her innocence.

The greatest literary analysis I have ever undertaken is attempting to discern whether you've been talking about dog walking or *dog walking*.

Logging onto AO3 and screaming in agony (none of these gay couples are approved by canon and I am very stringent about canon as a good consumer)

inflation has always vibed closer to rubberhose shenanigans than the realistic drama anyway

Common mistake. Propane Nightmares is the song. Propane Nightmare is Hank Hill's Stand.