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Cap’nCava
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When does the left start flying the Gadsden flags?
January 10, 2026 at 1:46 AM
I think we’re gonna need a bigger tree
December 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Martin tower
November 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
No one will remember any of this 1 year from now let alone 5 years from now when these senators have to run for reelection.
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Call it “better capitalism” and you have my vote. Why would we choose to call it socialism?
November 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
They could though. Gives me an idea.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Something something … death panels… probably
November 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Bernie endorsed the 1
November 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
In this economy?
November 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
No curtains. No rug. 🫣
October 31, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Only 1 of the 4 dems in the primary for my congressional swing district is openly supporting Medicare for All
October 31, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Wait until you hear how Stanford’s wife died
October 27, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Can we send out Texas State troopers to drag them back to work?
October 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
If prices for stocks, real estate, gold, silver, and crypto all look expensive, does that suggest that all assets just happen to be expensive right now? Or is the dollar weakening?
October 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
At the end of the day, my family doesn’t eat dollars to survive. These kids eat a lot of chicken though.
October 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Maybe it isn’t that the stock prices are over valued, it’s that the value of the dollar is shrinking. Number of chickens per ounce of gold would be another way to look at it.
October 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
What if we measured how many chickens you could buy per share? If the value of the USD is going down, stock prices and chicken prices should both be going up. They are.
October 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The only patriotic move is to eat Tofurky this year to help the soy farmers.
October 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM