Ahaetulla prasina, Asian vine snake. They're cool af

this is mine

+see each other again. I decided to move about 1500 miles to live with her. Life said "No" to us many times in this process.

The only shot you're guaranteed to miss is the one you don't take.

This post moved me...
My wife and I started our relationship long distance.
The first time I sent her a message, it was a goofy ice breaker, she was in a bad mood and kinda pushed me away. I gave it another shot a few days later.
After some time talking, the pandemic came, we wouldn't be able to+

Yo wtf

In the off chance I survived said encounter would you write for me in prison?

I never felt so jealous of a bunch of plants before!
Those awful lucky pieces of cow food!

Boobs o'clock is my favourtitty time of the day

I'm JUST BARELY out of your range... See you in april

Omg, meu filho nasceu!!!!

Mine doesn`t go to school yet, but sometimes I need some screen time to work. It is JUST marginally easier than with him on my lap.

I felt this VISCERALLY

I've heard she's from Espírito Santo, Brasil

My thirst is indeed trapped. I am out of breath too, but this is a whole different conversation

Answered there

I got no teen kids, but my sisters are teens and you would be surprised: it is a mixture of anime dudes from my generation, modern anime dudes modeles after the aforementioned anime dudes and A BUNCH of queer popstars like Ashnikko and Chappell Roan. So yeah: fictional men and very real ladies

GORGEOUS