Like the last thing I need is men who do cover songs hitting on me while I'm knee deep in nachos after I performed a poem likening my soul to Kaneki from Tokyo Ghoul but w/o saying it

Excited as fuck to have those PDFs to torture my players with 🤩

I'll never really be safe back home, y'know? Not in Florida. I'll miss the way salt feels on the skin but never the way the sand lingers in my car, even now, and how I fear for the rest of my life I'll carry it with me.

At least I can stop pretending being the most traveled, farthest moved, most outspoken, most artistic, and most ambitious was gonna make him proud.

The goal post will always be what he did and it will never be attainable, bc he had a housewife + a babysitter when he did it. In a better economy.

Anyways, the one parent that is alive officially said I am not making them proud and am instead apart of a "helpless generation" because I couldn't handle working 60-80 hours a week. 🤪✌️

Now googling "Russian Piss Tapes" and hoping porn doesn't come up 🤞

May she live on in the lives she has touched. I'm sorry for your loss ❤️

reskeet this to put this in front of a larp angel so my larpers may soar

I love the Dem strat of

[crisis]
"Do your loved ones need money for a passport to flee the shit we helped create by doing nothing to stop these various villains! That's so funny, we need money too! To continue doing just that! And we think we're more entitled to it! So, hows $25-2,000 USD sound?"

I wanna talk about how Republicans co-opt language to corrupt it for the same reason they teach abstinence only education, and the weaponizing of both language & education are purposeful, and there's been very lil attempt to fight back.

Esp in places that matter.