🥭mangoddess🥭
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Throw that ass in a circle 😡
December 21, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Throw that ass in a circle 😡
I used to work with a guy who never washed the pants he wore to work 5 days a week and now he has a baby. I think about that every time I see him post
December 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I used to work with a guy who never washed the pants he wore to work 5 days a week and now he has a baby. I think about that every time I see him post
Every time mamdani posts about the intentional changes he’s planning on making in NYC it makes me choke up, it’s so refreshing to see someone who wants their people to not just live, but thrive
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Every time mamdani posts about the intentional changes he’s planning on making in NYC it makes me choke up, it’s so refreshing to see someone who wants their people to not just live, but thrive
I am not making thanksgiving dinner this year. But I am making an elaborate dinner for us on Sunday. Each dish I have some key ingredients I can’t forget
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I am not making thanksgiving dinner this year. But I am making an elaborate dinner for us on Sunday. Each dish I have some key ingredients I can’t forget
I know this is insane but I want to go to the gym before I make thanksgiving brunch tomorrow for my family, so I wrote out the most efficient way to get everything done. I also have a list of pans/cookware I’ll need to use lol
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I know this is insane but I want to go to the gym before I make thanksgiving brunch tomorrow for my family, so I wrote out the most efficient way to get everything done. I also have a list of pans/cookware I’ll need to use lol
Getting to an appointment on time then having to wait for the person you’re supposed to meet w 😒😒😒😒😒😒
November 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Getting to an appointment on time then having to wait for the person you’re supposed to meet w 😒😒😒😒😒😒
Every single skit that kumail does on Portlandia is so funny bc you can tell everyone is struggling not to break
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Every single skit that kumail does on Portlandia is so funny bc you can tell everyone is struggling not to break
Quick road trip tomorrow with my friend to New Jersey to get something done. Should we stop in Philly to grab a cheesesteak at Angelo’s on our way back?
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Quick road trip tomorrow with my friend to New Jersey to get something done. Should we stop in Philly to grab a cheesesteak at Angelo’s on our way back?
Every time someone at run club comments on how fast I am my little grinch heart grows five sizes like THANK YOU BABY
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Every time someone at run club comments on how fast I am my little grinch heart grows five sizes like THANK YOU BABY
The way I did the exact opposite of this
If one more man tells me he’s a Leo I’m screaming and running away
November 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The way I did the exact opposite of this
“You’re so funny” thanks I used to be fat
October 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
“You’re so funny” thanks I used to be fat
Do you think mochi would be creeped out by how many pictures I have of her sleeping
October 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Do you think mochi would be creeped out by how many pictures I have of her sleeping
Does anyone know if gen z actually makes phone calls on their cell phones to just talk to their friends
October 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Does anyone know if gen z actually makes phone calls on their cell phones to just talk to their friends
People aren’t brave enough to talk about how awkward it feels when your butthole hairs start growing back
October 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
People aren’t brave enough to talk about how awkward it feels when your butthole hairs start growing back
Ordered my sister a Christmas themed birthday cake
September 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Ordered my sister a Christmas themed birthday cake
If you eat five pounds of food does it convert to five pounds of poop
September 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
If you eat five pounds of food does it convert to five pounds of poop
Does frank ocean still use an iPhone 5???? Whose phone is in his story wtf
September 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Does frank ocean still use an iPhone 5???? Whose phone is in his story wtf
Absolutely wild how often people use twitter’s grok to ask questions that are dumb as fuck and easily googled
September 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Absolutely wild how often people use twitter’s grok to ask questions that are dumb as fuck and easily googled
I love how my sister tried to confess a “secret” she already told me twice before lol
September 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I love how my sister tried to confess a “secret” she already told me twice before lol
Rave reviews tonight tbh
August 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Rave reviews tonight tbh
Just teared up thinking about how much Ben Wyatt loves Leslie Knope
August 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Just teared up thinking about how much Ben Wyatt loves Leslie Knope
Gym girl expectations: feeling sore after a good workout
Gym girl reality: not feeling sore bc your muscles are used to the exertion 😫😫😫
Gym girl reality: not feeling sore bc your muscles are used to the exertion 😫😫😫
August 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Gym girl expectations: feeling sore after a good workout
Gym girl reality: not feeling sore bc your muscles are used to the exertion 😫😫😫
Gym girl reality: not feeling sore bc your muscles are used to the exertion 😫😫😫
I’m BEGGING people to read more books so you know how words are spelled instead of randomly guessing. Spelling “gluttonous” as “glutenous” is just unfathomable, like your phone autocorrect has clearly even given up
August 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I’m BEGGING people to read more books so you know how words are spelled instead of randomly guessing. Spelling “gluttonous” as “glutenous” is just unfathomable, like your phone autocorrect has clearly even given up
If you really want to confuse 4 adults, put them at a four way stop. No one knows wtf is going on
August 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
If you really want to confuse 4 adults, put them at a four way stop. No one knows wtf is going on
Sometimes mochi will just come and stare at me which means she needs cuddles and attention. She’s got it so easy
August 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Sometimes mochi will just come and stare at me which means she needs cuddles and attention. She’s got it so easy