all my friends pets are my nieces and nephews

some ppl workout to look good I workout to be healthy to maximize my chances of outliving an evil blue and white state and a weird south african billionaire

come cash in hand 💷💶💵

can we post tiddies on here or no

nothing brings me greater peace than rubbing my feet together like a cricket under a comforter

I’m telling my kids this was Mike Tyson

that was such a waste of time lmfao

the most boring shit I’ve ever seen in my life lmfao

I love this era of bluesky. twitter gays stumbling around looking for each other. comical and beautiful. like something David Attenborough would narrate with circus music playing in the background

netflix is so terrible at live stream it's appalling lmfao

where are all the fellow whores on here 💔

this feels like 2011 twitter