The burns are so deep I can not feel the pain. Where I have fallen; take up my dagger... plunge it into the heart of @iamkettle.bsky.social

Avenge me my team Ethanual, Great Giant, Clortia
Avenge me young @mervastra.bsky.social This day will be my last but I will live eternal in your memories.

I stabbed one, it always worked but their flesh, so hard now. Thousands of years I slept and slept and slept and they evolved!

#kettleocalypse

People don't realize how easy it is to stab a kettle, they think it can't be that easy, if it was, everyone would do it.

@thebluewizard.bsky.social The ritual has been completed, I have been summoned from my slumber on the eternal plane. Why Have you summoned me!!! I slept so soundly... Make your request and bid me go!

I smell @iamkettle.bsky.social‬ ...