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venting here cuz i dont want negativity on main
these shippers keep stoking fires for no goddamn reason and lucifer dying would be (very unfortunate) the one thing to shut them up about how canon their ship is.

i swear this fandom is nothing but middle school bullies pointing and laughing at the not so popular kid (charlastor). grow the fuck up.
October 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
and family dynamic in the hotel. he dont need a partner for life, just close friends and a place to finally call home. long thread is long but tldr; im just reeeeeally hoping for a strong platonic relationship by the end.

peace. 💜

#hazbinhotel #alastor
October 30, 2025 at 10:02 AM
ima end by saying i vibe with alastors characterization a lot. not just on the asexual front, but also a variety of other reasons im still too shy to talk about here. in that sense though, i dont want him canonically shipped with anyone. just let this man have a new life-
October 30, 2025 at 10:02 AM
the stubborn asshole that is alastor doesnt mesh with me. but working through flaws and breaking down walls could lead to that pretty unique relationship, where they do become close in a best frenemies sorta way, since i dont think either will ever stop being petty or snarky towards the other.
October 30, 2025 at 10:02 AM
on the flipside, lucifer gains a new friend in someone who constantly pushes his buttons and challenges him, something he probably hasnt experienced in a long time. i feel like its established in the very first episode of season 2 just how much luci misses lilith and throwing that all away for-
October 30, 2025 at 10:02 AM
alastor doesnt like men all that much, or at least gets on far better with women. if he begrudgingly starts letting lucifer in and then by the end sees him as a pseudo-father figure (since allegedly he never knew his own father according to rumor mill) then i would dig that kind of relationship.
October 30, 2025 at 10:02 AM
I'm pretty sure the scripts were written wayyyy before the RA ship was big so i'm also out here hoping they never become canon. i want alastor to have a found family dynamic by the end and lucifer can get back with lilith.
Again, I dont hate the ship, but man the shippers are wild lol
October 27, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Oh yeah, i get the dynamics that could appeal to people like 'toxic enemies to eventual lovers' tropes, thats in every fandom ever. But the shippers are so LOUD about how their ship is basically canon now and thats where i'm like ??? where in any of the promo material is anything being confirmed???
October 27, 2025 at 7:39 AM
ima end this since it got longer than i expected. ship what you want, doesnt affect me in the real world so whatever. i guess i'm just an old timer in the fandom space confused about the kids these days 😮‍💨

peace. 💜
October 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
i've been through MANY fandoms where some ships make absolutely no sense, and thats fine cuz i was like that too *cough transformers fandom cough*, but i have NEVER seen a group SO CONVINCED/in delulu land that their ship was canon to this extent. its just bizarre to me and i've been stewing on it.
October 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
alastor and lucifer. i truly dont get how every interaction with each other is venomous HATE and yet the shippers smush them together and say 'they're canon! they're so in love! awww they share the same mug thats so cute they should kiss!'

this is coming off as me hating it, but i'm just confused.
October 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
i FEEL chemistry between charlie and alastor, angel and husk, the pictures we have of lucifer and lilith, even the passionate hate from vox to alastor has more chemistry based on their past. plus charlie and vaggie at least have a spark (wont go more into that here) but they're more compatible than-
October 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
i wanna start by saying i dont mind RA. hell i like most ships just cuz of the art associated with them. could be canon or the most random crackship, i'll probably dig it. but the RA shippers themselves.....i feel like i'm blind to whatever they're seeing between those two because like. what.
October 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM