Them: “So you just throw frisbees in the woods??”

Me: “Yup”.

Being neurodivergent has given me the hyperfocus to excel at a lot of things.

If I were a superhero, Red Dye 40 would be part of my origin story.

Cats are so easily entertained by the chaos they create.

Marriage is sometimes admitting you hang up coats wrong.

Is it weird that there’s no law that explicitly prohibits sprinting while holding a baby under your arm?

They say admitting you have a problem is the first step.

When I say, “I made a salad for lunch”, this is what I really mean.

#makegoodchoices

Here’s something to ponder: If a racist shares racist thoughts with you, that’s because you’re their safe space.

Remember, the brain releases the same serotonin, dopamine, and all that good stuff whether you’re actually bungee jumping or just imagining it.
So, whether it’s scaling Everest or picturing yourself holding someone’s head in a toilet until that last bubble pops… same exact high.

#LifeProTips

Snow is just sand with a superiority complex.

It melts, it’s cold, and you can’t build a castle without freezing your fingers.

Sand? Sand is the life of the beach party, warm, versatile, and doesn’t demand a shovel every time it visits.

This is Junebug trippin’ on the ‘nip.

Took my 12-yr old nephew disc golfing for his first time today. By hole 3, he’d figured out how to throw a 112ft forehand.

Hooked another one y’all!

Pretty pleased with my Sunday round.

When the universe sends you help, just not how you expect it.

Any disc golfers in the Southeastern Virginia area? I play Munden, Bayville, and Lafayette at least a few times a week. I just scored ace #2 in my life and want to tell someone!! 😜

If you know this dog, we should be friends.