Venatori Official
@venatori4life.bsky.social
The official account for REAL Tevinter patriots. No, we are not a cult.
(aka a parody account)
(aka a parody account)
Concerned citizen @b1narysol0.bsky.social has informed me that these have been left around out in the open. I want to assure all Tevinter citizens that they are deactivated and therefore safe to be around, but do make sure not to lick them.
November 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Concerned citizen @b1narysol0.bsky.social has informed me that these have been left around out in the open. I want to assure all Tevinter citizens that they are deactivated and therefore safe to be around, but do make sure not to lick them.
May the Dread Woof take you
November 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
May the Dread Woof take you
It's hard to believe that he locked away the old gods. Now look at him. Trying to tear down the veil with such force.
November 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
It's hard to believe that he locked away the old gods. Now look at him. Trying to tear down the veil with such force.
Why would anyone be mad about this? It's so metal.
November 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Why would anyone be mad about this? It's so metal.
I like visiting her after an afternoon of kidnapping people for blood magic rituals tbh.
November 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I like visiting her after an afternoon of kidnapping people for blood magic rituals tbh.
Many have asked us*, what are the Venatori's stance on Cerberus, considering we have many values that overlap. It is true that we do believe that humans should be above all...
*No one has asked us
*No one has asked us
November 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Many have asked us*, what are the Venatori's stance on Cerberus, considering we have many values that overlap. It is true that we do believe that humans should be above all...
*No one has asked us
*No one has asked us
Like, very easy to fix rent in overpriced cities when there are no cities left. Innovative even.
November 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Like, very easy to fix rent in overpriced cities when there are no cities left. Innovative even.
It is finally N7 Day, the day that some of us in Thedas, reflect on those beyond our stars. Those who dare to dream for a future that others could never.
Which is why I would love to give thanks to the Reapers. 😌 They clearly know what is in the best interest for EVERYONE. Very inclusive.
Which is why I would love to give thanks to the Reapers. 😌 They clearly know what is in the best interest for EVERYONE. Very inclusive.
November 7, 2025 at 12:12 PM
It is finally N7 Day, the day that some of us in Thedas, reflect on those beyond our stars. Those who dare to dream for a future that others could never.
Which is why I would love to give thanks to the Reapers. 😌 They clearly know what is in the best interest for EVERYONE. Very inclusive.
Which is why I would love to give thanks to the Reapers. 😌 They clearly know what is in the best interest for EVERYONE. Very inclusive.
For example, Vancouver probably deserved this.
November 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
For example, Vancouver probably deserved this.
OUR INFLUENCE GROWS
November 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
OUR INFLUENCE GROWS
I heard from a very reliable source that Scout Harding runs an illegal elfroot operation out of the Lighthouse. Someone needs to investigate this immediately.
November 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I heard from a very reliable source that Scout Harding runs an illegal elfroot operation out of the Lighthouse. Someone needs to investigate this immediately.
Happy Fumbled Ritual Day. Thanks to the attempts of tearing down the veil last year, the Venatori were gifted two amazing gods AND impeccable drip. 😌
October 31, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Happy Fumbled Ritual Day. Thanks to the attempts of tearing down the veil last year, the Venatori were gifted two amazing gods AND impeccable drip. 😌
HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
October 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
For those looking to travel to Nevarra for spooky season and need a place to stay, have you considered using HeirBnB to find a place to stay? I would recommend Blackthorn Manor. Will you get possessed by something? Listen, don't even worry about it.
October 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
For those looking to travel to Nevarra for spooky season and need a place to stay, have you considered using HeirBnB to find a place to stay? I would recommend Blackthorn Manor. Will you get possessed by something? Listen, don't even worry about it.
[Antaam Paid Promotion]
Chairs... are woke.
They promote weak legs and an even weaker mindset. The antaam know this. It is why beta cultures like the Qun and Antiva lost against them. All they do is sit and laze about drinking coffee and tea.
Chairs... are woke.
They promote weak legs and an even weaker mindset. The antaam know this. It is why beta cultures like the Qun and Antiva lost against them. All they do is sit and laze about drinking coffee and tea.
September 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
[Antaam Paid Promotion]
Chairs... are woke.
They promote weak legs and an even weaker mindset. The antaam know this. It is why beta cultures like the Qun and Antiva lost against them. All they do is sit and laze about drinking coffee and tea.
Chairs... are woke.
They promote weak legs and an even weaker mindset. The antaam know this. It is why beta cultures like the Qun and Antiva lost against them. All they do is sit and laze about drinking coffee and tea.
Damn. Ya'll really wanted those compliments huh
September 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Damn. Ya'll really wanted those compliments huh
If we get this to 200, I will say exactly one nice thing about every dragon age protagonist
September 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
If we get this to 200, I will say exactly one nice thing about every dragon age protagonist
FINE I'LL TAKE IT
September 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
FINE I'LL TAKE IT
Goodnight, Tevinters citizens. Please remember that none of this was ever our fault, and please don't fact-check that.
September 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Goodnight, Tevinters citizens. Please remember that none of this was ever our fault, and please don't fact-check that.
